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Dick Van Patten
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Dick Van Patten

1928 – 2015 · Queens, New York City, New York, USA · Active 1947–2022

Dick Van Patten, born in 1928 in New York City, carved a niche in cult cinema with his appearances in films like Soylent Green (1973) and Beware! The Blob (1972). Known for his comedic timing and engaging presence, he plays a memorable role in Diary of a Teenage Hitchhiker (1979), where his character navigates the chaotic world of adolescence. Van Patten's contributions to the genre reflect a blend of humor and drama, making him a distinctive figure in the landscape of exploitation and cult films.

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Soylent Green

Soylent Green

1973 ★ 6.9
as Usher #1

By the year 2022, the cumulative effects of overpopulation, pollution and an apparent climate catastrophe have caused severe worldwide shortages of food, water and housing. There are 40 million people in New York City alone, where only the city's elite can afford spacious apartments, clean water and natural food (at horrendously high prices, with a jar of strawberry jam fetching $150). The homes of the elite are fortressed, with private security, bodyguards for their tenants, and usually include concubines who are referred to as "Furniture" and serve the tenants as slaves. Within the city live NYPD detective Frank Thorn and his aged friend Sol Roth, a highly intelligent former college professor and police analyst (referred to as a "Book"). Roth remembers the world when it had animals and real food; he has a small library of reference materials to assist Thorn. Thorn is tasked with investigating the murder of the wealthy and influential William R. Simonson, a board member of the Soylent Corporation, which he suspects was an assassination. The Soylent Corporation produces the communal food supply of half of the world, and distributing the homonymous brand of wafers, including "Soylent Red" and "Soylent Yellow". Their latest product, "Soylent Green", a more nutritious variant, is advertised as being made from ocean plankton, but is in short supply. As a result of the weekly supply chain and distribution bottlenecks, the hungry masses regularly riot when supply runs out, and are brutally removed from the streets by means of police crowd control vehicles that scoop the rioters with large hydraulic shovels. With the help of Simonson's "furniture" Shirl (with whom Thorn begins a sexual relationship), his investigation leads to a priest that Simonson had visited shortly before his death. Because of the sanctity of the confessional, the nearly overcome priest is only able to hint at the contents of the confession (before he himself is murdered). By order of the governor, Thorn is instructed to end the investigation by his immediate superiors, but because of his concern for losing his job to higher superiors if he quits the case, and the fact that he is being followed by an unknown stalker, he continues forward. He is soon attacked while working during a riot, by the same assassin who killed Simonson, but the killer is crushed by the hydraulic shovel of a police crowd control vehicle. In researching the case for Thorn, Roth brings two volumes of "Soylent Corporation Oceanographic Reports," taken by Thorn from Simonson's apartment, to the team of other Books at the Supreme Exchange. After analysis, the Books confirm that the oceanographic report reveals that the oceans are dying, and can no longer produce plankton that "Soylent Green" is made from. The reports also reveal that "Soylent Green" is being produced from the remains of the dead and the imprisoned, sourced from heavily-guarded waste disposal plants outside the city. The Books further reveal that Simonson's murder was ordered by his fellow Soylent Corporation board members, knowing he was increasingly troubled by the truth, and the fear he might talk. On hearing the truth, Roth is so shaken, he decides to "return to the Home of God" and seeks assisted suicide at a government clinic. Returning to the apartment, Thorn finds a message left by Roth, and rushes to stop him but arrives too late to save Sol's life. Thorn is mesmerized by the euthanasia process's visual and musical montage—long-gone forests, wild animals, rivers and ocean life, having never before seen these sights. Before dying, Roth whispers what he has learned to Thorn, and in his last living act, begs him to find proof, bring it to the Supreme Exchange, so they can take the information to the Council of Nations to take action. Thorn boards a truck transporting Sol's body, and the bodies from the euthanasia center to a waste disposal plant, where he witnesses human corpses being converted into Soylent Green. Horrified, Thorn is spotted and escapes. As he is making his way back to the Supreme Exchange, he is ambushed. Finding refuge in a church, he kills his attackers, but is seriously wounded in the gun battle. As Thorn is tended to by paramedics, he urges his police chief to spread the truth he has discovered, and initiate proceedings against the company. While being taken away, Thorn shouts out to the surrounding crowd, "Soylent Green is people!"

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Filmography

179 credits
2020s 1 credit
2022
TV ★ 6.4
2010s 4 credits
2016
Silver Skies as Himself
Movie ★ 6.2
2012
Movie
2010
First Dog as Self
Movie ★ 6.6
2010
TV ★ 7.2
2000s 23 credits
2009
Opposite Day as Jack Benson
Movie ★ 4.7
2009
Sarah's Choice as Rev. Al Smith
Movie ★ 5.2
2009
Movie
2009
TV ★ 7.3
2007
The Sarah Silverman Program. as Dr. Eddie Hackmeyer
TV ★ 6.3
2006
TV ★ 6.8
2005
Movie ★ 6.0
2004
Quiet Kill as Frank Rubin
Movie ★ 3.3
2004
The Sure Hand of God as Jamie Denton
Movie ★ 7.0
2003
Movie ★ 5.1
2003
TV ★ 7.9
2002
Groom Lake as Irv Barnett
Movie ★ 4.4
2002
The Santa Trap as Santa Claus
Movie ★ 6.0
2002
Movie ★ 4.7
2002
TV ★ 7.2
2001
Gary & Mike as Ba (voice)
TV ★ 7.0
2000
Big Brother Trouble as Captain Stacey
Movie ★ 3.9
2000
Movie ★ 5.5
1990s 30 credits
1999
Movie ★ 9.0
1999
Family Guy as Tom Bradford (voice)
TV ★ 7.4
1998
Evasive Action as Parole Officer
Movie ★ 6.6
1998
TV ★ 7.9
1998
Hollywood Squares as Self - Panelist
TV ★ 7.6
1997
Demolition University as Army General
Movie ★ 3.2
1997
The Weird Al Show as The Burglar
TV ★ 7.0
1997
TV ★ 7.0
1997
Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction as Chester Higgins (segment "The Chess Game")
TV ★ 7.2
1996
Demolition High as General Wainwright
Movie ★ 4.4
1996
Movie ★ 5.2
1996
7th Heaven as James Rodgers Sr.
TV ★ 6.4
1995
Movie ★ 7.0
1995
TV ★ 5.9
1994
A Dangerous Place as Principal
Movie ★ 6.3
1994
TV ★ 7.2
1994
TV ★ 7.2
1994
Burke's Law as Paul Hampton
TV ★ 6.8
1993
Movie ★ 9.5
1993
Movie ★ 6.6
1993
Boy Meets World as Amish Farmer
TV ★ 8.3
1993
Diagnosis: Murder as Monty Emerson
TV ★ 7.1
1993
TV ★ 6.9
1992
Movie ★ 4.4
1992
Movie ★ 7.7
1992
TV ★ 6.4
1990
WIOU as Floyd Graham
TV ★ 8.0
1980s 30 credits
1989
Movie ★ 9.7
1989
Movie ★ 9.0
1989
Hoodwinked as The Commodore
Movie ★ 6.3
1988
Movie ★ 5.9
1988
Movie ★ 5.3
1988
14 Going on 30 as Principal John Loonies
Movie ★ 5.5
1987
Spaceballs as King Roland
Movie ★ 6.9
1987
Movie ★ 6.5
1987
Movie ★ 7.0
1987
Movie ★ 6.0
1987
TV ★ 8.4
1986
Combat Academy as Principal
Movie ★ 5.6
1986
Picnic as Howard Bevans
Movie ★ 4.0
1986
Movie ★ 6.0
1985
The Midnight Hour as Martin Grenville
Movie ★ 5.9
1985
Growing Pains as Nick Simpson
TV ★ 6.5
1984
Movie ★ 5.7
1984
Murder, She Wrote as District Atty. Fred Whittaker
TV ★ 7.5
1984
TV ★ 7.2
1984
WonderWorks as Mayor
TV
1984
Finder of Lost Loves as Alan Nettles
TV ★ 6.8
1983
Movie ★ 8.0
1983
TV ★ 7.5
1982
Movie
1982
High Powder as Tom Reed
Movie ★ 9.0
1982
TV ★ 6.8
1982
Hotel as Herbert Pitts
TV ★ 6.8
1981
Lunch Wagon as Bernie Simmons
Movie ★ 4.2
1970s 69 credits
1979
Movie ★ 6.7
1979
TV ★ 7.1
1979
$weepstake$ as Parking Attendant
TV
1978
With This Ring as Alvin Andrews
Movie ★ 10.0
1978
Movie ★ 9.0
1977
High Anxiety as Dr. Philip Wentworth
Movie ★ 6.4
1977
CHiPs as Dick Van Patten (uncredited)
TV ★ 6.9
1977
The Love Boat as John Whitcomb
TV ★ 6.3
1977
Eight Is Enough as Tom Bradford
TV ★ 6.2
1977
The Love Boat as Howard Ethan
TV ★ 6.3
1977
The Love Boat as Charlie Dillinger
TV ★ 6.3
1977
The Love Boat as George Hayes
TV ★ 6.3
1976
Gus as Cal Wilson
Movie ★ 6.0
1976
Movie ★ 5.8
1976
Freaky Friday as Harold Jennings
Movie ★ 6.1
1976
Movie ★ 6.5
1976
The Love Boat as Dr. Adam O'Neill
Movie ★ 9.0
1976
TV ★ 6.4
1976
TV ★ 7.1
1976
What's Happening!! as Mr. Claxton
TV ★ 7.4
1975
Movie ★ 6.2
1975
Wonder Woman as Jack Wood
TV ★ 7.0
1975
TV ★ 4.6
1975
TV ★ 7.4
1975
Ellery Queen as Billy Geeter
TV ★ 7.5
1974
Sorority Kill as Police Chief
Movie ★ 6.0
1974
TV ★ 7.6
1974
TV ★ 7.6
1974
TV ★ 7.3
1974
TV ★ 7.3
1974
Chopper One as Arnie Nolan
TV ★ 7.5
1973
Westworld as Banker
Movie ★ 6.8
1973
Soylent Green as Usher #1
Movie ★ 6.9
1973
Movie ★ 7.0
1973
Superdad as Ira Kushaw
Movie ★ 4.8
1973
Adam's Rib as Commissioner Hoyt
TV ★ 7.5
1973
Barnaby Jones as Melvin Pearson
TV ★ 7.0
1973
TV
1972
Movie ★ 7.6
1972
Snowball Express as Mr. Carruthers
Movie ★ 6.8
1972
Beware! The Blob as Scoutmaster Adleman
Movie ★ 4.6
1972
Joe Kidd as Hotel Manager
Movie ★ 6.4
1972
The Century Turns as Earl Enright
Movie
1972
Dirty Little Billy as Berle's Customer
Movie ★ 5.0
1972
TV ★ 6.9
1972
TV ★ 7.0
1972
TV ★ 7.5
1972
TV ★ 7.9
1972
TV ★ 8.0
1972
TV ★ 5.3
1972
TV ★ 6.3
1972
Banacek as Donald Morgan
TV ★ 8.5
1972
TV ★ 7.0
1972
TV ★ 7.0
1972
Emergency! as Carter Merkle
TV ★ 7.9
1971
Making It as Warren
Movie ★ 4.2
1971
Zachariah as The Dude
Movie ★ 5.3
1971
Movie ★ 9.0
1971
TV ★ 6.7
1971
TV ★ 7.0
1971
The Partners as Sgt. Nelson Higgenbottom
TV ★ 6.5
1971
TV ★ 5.2
1971
TV ★ 6.1
1971
TV ★ 5.2
1970
TV ★ 5.3
1960s 12 credits
1969
TV ★ 6.1
1969
TV ★ 6.1
1969
Medical Center as Man at Hotel
TV ★ 6.4
1968
Charly as Bert
Movie ★ 6.5
1968
Adam-12 as Harry Curtis
TV ★ 7.1
1967
Movie ★ 2.0
1966
TV ★ 6.2
1965
I Dream of Jeannie as Market Clerk
TV ★ 7.8
1963
Violent Midnight as Lt. Palmer
Movie ★ 5.0
1962
TV ★ 6.6
1961
The Mike Douglas Show as Self - Co-Host
TV ★ 5.8
1950s 6 credits
1959
Rawhide as Matt Reston
TV ★ 7.2
1958
TV ★ 5.3
1956
Tony Awards as Self - Presenter
TV
1956
Tony Awards as Self - In Memoriam (archive footage)
TV
1954
TV ★ 7.9
1950
TV ★ 6.9
1940s 3 credits
1949
TV ★ 7.5
1948
TV ★ 8.0
s 1 credit
One Planet as Self
Movie