VAMP

College students Keith and AJ want to hire a stripper to bribe their way into a campus fraternity so they can move out of their cramped, noisy dorm room and into the frat's house. They borrow a Cadillac from lonely rich student Duncan, who insists on coming with them to scope out strip clubs in a nearby city. The three boys find themselves at a club in a shady part of town, and after being impressed by the surreal and artistic performance of one stripper, Katrina, AJ visits her dressing room to try to convince her to come strip for their college party. Katrina pins him to her waterbed filled with blood and seduces him by massaging, licking, and gently biting his chest. As she transforms into a vampire, she breaks one of AJ's arms to keep him from fighting her off, and kills him with a deep bite to the neck.

Concerned about AJ not returning to the bar area, Keith gets help from a waitress named Amaretto, who keeps insisting that she knows him, to his confusion. They search the neighborhood, and Keith is separated from her while trying to escape from both a psychotic albino street gang and local vampires. While hiding in a dumpster, he finds AJ's discarded corpse, but when he calls the police and returns to the club to accuse the owners, the vampires have preempted him by bringing the undead AJ back. AJ confesses to Keith that he is now a vampire, and after realizing that Keith will not kill him and is willing to die for him, AJ drives a piece of broken furniture through his own heart.

Keith, Amaretto, and Duncan flee the club, but their car is rammed by vehicles driven by vampires. After escaping, Keith and Amaretto realize that Duncan has also become a vampire, and they abandon him in the burning car, which then explodes. While attempting to escape through the sewers, Amaretto tells Keith her real name is Allison, and she knows him from a game of spin the bottle in fifth grade. While they flee through the sewers, they discover and burn a nest of vampires, but Allison is grabbed and held hostage by Katrina. After an arrow to the face and a pipe impaling her through the chest fail to stop Katrina, Keith kills her by shooting arrows through a covered grating, allowing in sunlight which destroys her. Before they can escape to the surface, they are trapped by Vlad, Katrina's vampire consort, until Vlad is staked from behind by a revived AJ, who sheepishly notes that the stake he tried to kill himself with turned out to be formica.

As Keith and Allison climb to the surface daylight, AJ remains in the sewers, making plans for how he can remain roommates with Keith by attending night school, or working a job on a graveyard shift.

Keith and Allison defeat Katrina by exposing her to sunlight, and escape to daylight as AJ, now a vampire, remains below, contemplating his future.

The film concludes with the defeat of Katrina, whose destruction by sunlight marks the end of the immediate threat. Keith and Allison's escape to the surface signifies their survival and return to normalcy, while AJ’s decision to remain in the sewers humorously underlines the film’s blend of horror and comedy, leaving his fate both bizarre and oddly fitting for the film’s tone.