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Comedy Cult Classic

Valley Girls trade shopping bags for street smarts in a sun-soaked showdown over rent, rivalry, and revenge.

THE VALS

Something Totally Awesome Is Going Down!

1982 · 1h 39m · R · Comedy / Crime · IMDB TMDB

Sam, Trish, Beth, and Annie are four Valley Girls bored with shopping and frat parties. They come across kind Mr. Stanton, who is running a home for orphaned boys. Mr. Stanton and his charges are in danger of being evicted from their home if they don't come up with the rent money that is due, and one of the boys has taken to selling drugs for a couple of sleazy dealers. When Trish's prized "TUBUL R" Mercedes convertible is lost in a bet in which their Beverly Hills rivals have cheated, mayhem ensues as the Vals, with the help of their frat boy boyfriends, save Mr. Stanton and his boys from being evicted, give the drug dealers their just desserts, and exact revenge on the Beverly Hills brats in a rematch.

Quick Answer

What is The Vals about?

The Vals is a 1982 comedy crime film directed by James Polakof about four Valley Girls who join forces with their boyfriends to help save an orphanage from eviction, confront drug dealers, and outsmart their Beverly Hills rivals.

Programmer's Pick

The Vals puts Valley privilege to the test, swapping designer labels for dirty work as its heroines leap from catty rivalries to genuine rescue missions. Come for the custom plates and soap opera stars, stay for the righteous comeuppance and a Mercedes on the line.

— SassyFlix Programmer

Overview

Sam, Trish, Beth, and Annie—restless Valley Girls weary of the mall circuit and endless frat parties—stumble into a real-world cause when they meet Mr. Stanton, a kindly orphanage director facing eviction. With the orphaned boys on the brink of losing their home and one of them lured into small-time drug dealing, the girls find themselves embroiled in a struggle far more serious than shopping or social climbing. Things escalate when a prized Mercedes convertible is lost in a rigged bet to their snobbish Beverly Hills rivals, forcing the group to unite with their frat boyfriends. What follows is a collision of class warfare, teen mischief, and a crash course in responsibility as the Vals attempt to set things right by helping the underdogs and turning the tables on cheaters.

Details & Specs

Director
James Polakof
Writers
James Polakof, Deborah Amelon, Shirley Rothman
Release
1982
Runtime
1h 39m
Language
Spanish
Genres
Comedy, Crime

Cast & Crew

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Director: James Polakof Writers: James Polakof +2 more

Why Cult

Valley Girl Antics

Four Valley Girls ditch the mall for a wild quest to save an orphanage and reclaim their pride.

Beverly Hills Rivalry

Watch as the Vals take on their Beverly Hills nemeses in a cheat-filled bet with a Mercedes convertible at stake.

Teensploitation Energy

Expect a full-throttle mix of schoolgirl sass, frat boy schemes, and comeuppance-fueled plot twists.

Offbeat Supporting Cast

Cameos from Chuck Connors, Sonny Bono, and John Carradine add extra flavor to this already zany ride.

Scene Gallery

Threat File

Trigger

Eviction notice for orphanage

Threat

Orphanage losing its home and drug dealers exploiting boys

Effect

Boys at risk of homelessness and involvement in crime

Setting

San Fernando Valley, orphanage, Beverly Hills

Questions from the Vault

When was The Vals released? +

The Vals was released in 1982.

Who directed The Vals? +

James Polakof directed The Vals.

How long is The Vals? +

The Vals has a runtime of 99 minutes.

What genre is The Vals? +

The Vals is a comedy crime film.

Where can I watch The Vals? +

You can watch The Vals on SassyFlix.

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