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A seductive spoof quest through Diddle Earth where a Throbbit must destroy the legendary G-String.

THE LORD OF THE G-STRINGS: THE FEMALESHIP OF THE STRING

2003 · 1h 30m · R · Action / Adventure / Comedy / Fantasy · IMDB TMDB

A diminutive and seductive Throbbit has been entrusted with the task of destroying the all-powerful G-String that can grant its possessor untold powers.

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What is The Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String about?

The Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String is a 2003 American action-adventure comedy fantasy film directed by Terry West about a diminutive Throbbit sent to destroy the all-powerful G-String in the mythical realm of Diddle Earth.

Programmer's Pick

If you ever wondered what Middle-earth would look like if everyone forgot their pants, this spoof delivers the goods—and the giggles. Terry West gleefully sends his Throbbit heroine on a quest where the most dangerous artifact is a piece of lingerie. Expect parody, puns, and plenty of skin.

— SassyFlix Programmer

Overview

Set in the bawdy mythical land of Diddle Earth, this comedy fantasy follows the exploits of Bildo Saggins, a Throbbit whose unexpected mission is nothing short of risqué: she must destroy the legendary G-String, a garment imbued with immense power. With the guidance of the eccentric wizard Smirnoff, Bildo embarks on a journey that parodies sword and sorcery epics, swapping epic battles for erotic escapades and playful innuendo. Packed with softcore humor, a cast of cheekily named companions, and plenty of tongue-in-cheek nods to fantasy lore, the film lovingly lampoons its source material while reveling in its own outrageousness.

Details & Specs

Director
Terry West
Writer
Terry West
Release
2003
Runtime
1h 30m
Country
United States of America
Language
Polish, English
Genres
Action, Adventure, Comedy, Fantasy

Why This Matters

This erotic parody, written and directed by Terry M. West, stands out for its comedic adaptation of Tolkien's The Lord of the Rings and features cult favorite Misty Mundae in the lead role.
— SassyFlix Curator

Cast & Crew

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Director: Terry West Writer: Terry West
Erin Brown Erin Brown Dildo Saggins Darian Caine Darian Caine Horny A.J. Khan A.J. Khan Spam Barbara Joyce Barbara Joyce Araporn MR Michael R. Thomas Smirnof the Wizard John Link John Link Ballem Anushka Garin Anushka Garin Benadryl AR Allanah Rhodes Hymen Torn Suzi Lorraine Suzi Lorraine Drusilla Paige Richards Paige Richards Whorespank Chelsea Mundae Chelsea Mundae Bar Keep Ruby LaRocca Ruby LaRocca Bar Maid TG T.J. Glenn Angry Scotsman / Dork / Warrior (as Teel James Glen) Terry West Terry West Sir Bruce / Cowardly Lion John Paul Fedele John Paul Fedele Sourass William Hellfire William Hellfire Whichway Juliette Charles Juliette Charles Tree Nymph

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Why Cult

Parody Fantasy Quest

A saucy send-up of sword-and-sorcery classics, set in a realm called Diddle Earth, poking fun at every turn.

Softcore Spoof Humor

This film mixes sex comedy with an erotic twist, featuring playful takes on fantasy tropes and plenty of risqué jokes.

Outrageous Character Names

Marvel at the creatively cheeky monikers like Bildo Saggins, Smirnof the Wizard, and Horny, all adding to the campy fun.

Female-Fronted Adventure

With a cast of female warriors and heroines, the quest for the G-String puts women front and center in every escapade.

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Questions from the Vault

Who directed The Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String? +

The Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String was directed by Terry West.

How long is The Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String? +

The film runs for 90 minutes.

What genre is The Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String? +

The film is an action, adventure, comedy, and fantasy.

Where can I watch The Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String? +

You can watch The Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String on SassyFlix.

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