ONE MILLION AC/DC
See...Vala, the voluptuous cave babe! See...Mota, the mighty war-lard! See...Dino, the plastic-eating dinosaur!
A group of sex-crazed cave people are being harassed by a Tyrannosaurus Rex. While they try to figure out a way to deal with this threat, they have sex and eat a lot.
About This Film
One Million AC/DC is a sex-drenched caveman comedy from a script by ED WOOD. Yes, the amazing Edward D. Wood, Jr. allegedly wrote this softcore prehistoric sex epic (probably on one side of a cocktail napkin) under the nom de plume “Akdon Telmig” (one letter away from “Vodka Gimlet”).
The “plot” revolves around a group of cave people who eat and have sex a lot. They are being kept in their cave by a dinosaur that lives just outside, keeping them from going out. Ultimately they hatch a plan that involves inventing the bow & arrow in order to kill it. There is also a sub-plot involving a cave girl held captive by a gorilla. (Shades of “Bride and the Beast.”)
The sex is soft-core, but all throughout this movie. Some of it (especially the deflowering of a virgin with a sacred stick) can be quite disturbing, rather than titillating, as it is meant to be. The cast (at least the ones we see having sex) are all attractive and the various justifications for sex scenes can be quite amusing.
Film Details
Director
Ed De Priest
Writer
Edward D. Wood Jr.
Tags
Keywords
Female Nudity
Independent Film
Nudity
Female Topless Nudity
Female Full Frontal Nudity
Violence
Female Frontal Nudity
Rape
Sex
Gore
Softcore
Lesbian
Lesbianism
Fight
Female Female Kiss
Skeleton
Group
Cave
Outdoor Sex
Abduction
Painting
Virgin
Eaten Alive
Breast Fondling
Simulated Sex
Spear
Necklace
Stock Footage
Punctuation In Title
Horniness
Bow And Arrow
Bearded Man
Female Orgasm
Eating
Ape
Loincloth
Caveman
Rape Of A Virgin
Running Barefoot
Tyrannosaurus Rex
Creek
Deer
Prehistoric Times
Cavegirl
Gorilla Suit
Sex In A Cave
Z Grade
Toy Dinosaur
Bunch Of Grapes
Slash In Title
Also Known As
Pré-hominiennes, Original title: One Million AC/DC