Jay Colonna

Up Your Alley

A nerdy virgin who spends most of his waking hours dreaming about big-busted, naked women gets a job catering at a film festival party that is chock full of his "dream girls". Unfortunately, he finds himself involved in a Mafia jewel-smuggling plot and must impersonate a Mafia don who he has inadvertently caused to die of a heart attack. This is a completely mad film, but enjoyable in a crazy kind of way, and especially if you like big bosoms. Have fun!!