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Ralph Garman
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Ralph Garman

Born 1964 · Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA · Active 1981–2025

Ralph Garman, born in 1964, is an American actor known for his comedic flair and voice work. In Lavalantula (2015), he embraces the absurdity of a giant lava-spewing tarantula invasion, bringing a blend of humor and charm to the chaos. Garman's background as an entertainment reporter and impressionist on KROQ adds a layer of wit to his performance, making him a fitting presence in this cult creature feature. His work in Lavalantula exemplifies the playful spirit that defines many films within the SassyFlix catalog.

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Lavalantula

Lavalantula

2015 ★ 5.0
as Pirate Jack

A-List actor Colton West has an argument with Darren the film director, and storms off in his car. An earthquake hits, and Colton sees the Santa Monica Mountains erupt, spewing lava bombs all around him. A fire spitting spider the size of a man comes out of the car in front of him. Colton runs and drives out of the traffic back onto the main road to escape. Colton arrives home, and tells his wife Olivia about the giant spiders and tells her they need to leave. He takes the shotgun from his house and drives off in his car to find his son Wyatt. Meanwhile, Wyatt is out with his friends Jordan, Eli and Travis when they hear an explosion and see much smoke in the distance, and go to investigate. The teenagers find the source of the explosion to be a sink hole. Spiders come out of the hole spitting fire and start attacking people. Terrified, the teenagers flee to a warehouse, but Eli is caught by a spider and killed. Colton’s car is damaged when he hits a lava sink hole. He gets out and finds a tour bus full of people further up the road. He tricks the driver and steals the bus. As he is driving, a spider jumps onto the bus. He brakes heavily and the spider falls off the front of the bus, after which he runs it over. The front of the tour bus starts dissolving because of the spider's blood being acidic. Colton stops the bus and evacuates it just before it blows up. A spider comes down the chimney in Olivia’s house but she shoots it. The army starts moving into the city, and they rescue Olivia from her house. Colton gets a lift from his friend, Pirate Jack, a film stunt man. Jack’s car gets a puncture after hitting a lava vein in the road. Spiders come out of sink holes and chase them into a museum. They meet a scientist in the museum, who is researching the spiders and the volcano. He works out that the spiders were buried in the magma millions of years ago. Because the spiders became active, they are causing the volcanic eruptions, and that the only way to stop them is to kill the Queen spider. A spider gets in through a window in the warehouse where the teenagers are hiding and tries to attack them. Wyatt fights the spider with a fire extinguisher. The girl who was burnt earlier, has a fit and dies. Then loads of baby spiders crawl out of her as she catches fire. The baby spiders then attack Travis, setting him on fire and killing him. Wyatt runs to the roof of the warehouse where he gets a phone signal and texts his location to Colton. The spiders attack the army truck Olivia is in, she hides under a fire blanket as they breathe fire inside the truck. The soldiers all get killed and Olivia kills the spider and drives off in the army truck to try and find Colton. Meanwhile, the spiders break into the museum. Jack is killed, but Colton manages to escape. Olivia finds Colton and they drive off to rescue Wyatt. Wyatt climbs off the roof of the warehouse, and is attacked by a spider. Olivia and Colton arrive and run over the spider with the Army truck. Colton realizes that liquid nitrogen can be used to fight the spiders. They all go to the special effects store, where Colton finds his colleagues from the film set. Colton makes a plan to kill the queen spider with a liquid nitrogen bomb, made using items from the special effects store. He leaves with his film crew, to drop the bombs into the queen’s underground chamber. They plant the bombs around the chamber and detonate them. Many spiders come out of sinkholes to the surface. The film crew shoots them all down. Then, the giant queen spider comes to the surface. Colton uses a jet pack from the film set and flies off a building towards the queen spider. He drops a nitrogen bomb into the spider's mouth, killing it and saving the city.

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Filmography

112 credits
2020s 14 credits
2025
Act Super Naturally as Ned Tillerman
Movie
2024
The 4:30 Movie as Mad Brad Woodland
Movie ★ 5.8
2024
Masters of the Universe: Revolution as Fisto / Rio Blast (voice)
TV ★ 7.8
2024
ted as Voice of Stagehand (voice)
TV ★ 8.0
2022
Clerks III as Auditioner
Movie ★ 6.0
2022
Movie ★ 5.0
2022
Wrong Reasons as Detective Charles Dobson
Movie ★ 5.2
2021
Clerk as Self
Movie ★ 6.2
2021
TV ★ 6.5
2020
Movie ★ 7.1
2020
Animaniacs as Shipmate (voice)
TV ★ 8.4
2020
Animaniacs as Uptight Announcer (voice)
TV ★ 8.4
2020
Animaniacs as Conductor / Cymbalist (voice)
TV ★ 8.4
2010s 32 credits
2019
Movie ★ 5.7
2019
LEGO DC Batman: Family Matters as The Wizard (voice)
Movie ★ 6.7
2019
Movie ★ 7.8
2019
Famous and Fatal as Mr. Clark
Movie ★ 4.4
2018
Hollyweed as Customer With Eyepatch
Movie ★ 6.0
2018
Hollyweed as Customer with Eyepatch
TV ★ 4.8
2017
The Lego Batman Movie as Reporter #2 (voice)
Movie ★ 7.2
2017
Movie ★ 5.2
2017
The Orville as Kanoot
TV ★ 7.6
2016
Yoga Hosers as Old Man Arcane
Movie ★ 4.6
2016
Movie
2015
Lavalantula as Pirate Jack
Movie ★ 4.9
2015
Samurai Cop 2: Deadly Vengeance as Ronnie the Bartender
Movie ★ 3.7
2015
Ted 2 as Stormtrooper
Movie ★ 6.3
2015
Marvel's Agent Carter as Radio Announcer
TV ★ 7.5
2015
TV ★ 7.5
2014
Tusk as Detective
Movie ★ 5.5
2014
Movie ★ 6.1
2014
Movie ★ 4.5
2013
Starring Adam West as Self - Entertainment Reporter
Movie ★ 7.0
2013
Jay and Silent Bob's Super Groovy Cartoon Movie as Dick-Head / Doc Brown (voice)
Movie ★ 5.0
2013
Smodimations Volume 2: Sub-Standard Kevin Smith Cartoons as Professor Cartoonus & Benchley the Shark
Movie
2013
TV ★ 5.1
2013
Maron as Pete
TV ★ 7.1
2012
Ted as John's Dad
Movie ★ 6.5
2012
Unsupervised as (voice)
TV ★ 6.7
2011
Red State as Caleb
Movie ★ 6.0
2011
Movie ★ 5.4
2010
Sharktopus as Captain Jack
Movie ★ 4.2
2010
Movie ★ 6.8
2000s 18 credits
2009
Movie ★ 7.2
2009
Titan Maximum as Bud Freewell (voice)
TV ★ 5.7
2008
Eagle Eye as Newscaster
Movie ★ 6.5
2008
TV ★ 5.9
2006
Deceit as Police Sargeant
Movie ★ 3.9
2005
Movie ★ 6.1
2005
Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story as Various Characters (voice)
Movie ★ 6.9
2005
American Dad! as Hazmat Guy (voice)
TV ★ 7.0
2005
Bones as Morgan Donnelly
TV ★ 8.2
2005
American Dad! as Police Officer (voice)
TV ★ 7.0
2005
American Dad! as (voice)
TV ★ 7.0
2005
TV ★ 7.0
2004
House as Bobby
TV ★ 8.6
2003
The Joe Schmo Show as Ralph Garman
TV ★ 8.2
2003
The Joe Schmo Show as Derek Newcastle
TV ★ 8.2
2003
The Joe Schmo Show as Jake Montrose
TV ★ 8.2
2000
Digimon: The Movie as Newsman (voice)
Movie ★ 6.5
2000
TV ★ 7.4
1990s 45 credits
1999
Movie ★ 8.0
1999
Family Guy as Manager / Scientist / Maitre d' / Guy (voice)
TV ★ 7.4
1999
Family Guy as Paramedic (voice)
TV ★ 7.4
1999
Family Guy as Alex Jones (voice)
TV ★ 7.4
1999
Family Guy as Announcer (voice)
TV ★ 7.4
1999
Family Guy as Doug's Father (voice)
TV ★ 7.4
1999
Family Guy as Man (voice)
TV ★ 7.4
1999
Family Guy as Janitor #1 (voice)
TV ★ 7.4
1999
Family Guy as Woodrow Wilson (voice)
TV ★ 7.4
1999
Family Guy as Dustin Hoffman (voice)
TV ★ 7.4
1999
Family Guy as Paul Simon / Agent Jenkins / Jeff Foxworthy (voice)
TV ★ 7.4
1999
Family Guy as Spa Employee / Rabbi / Guy on Crutches (voice)
TV ★ 7.4
1999
Family Guy as Father (voice)
TV ★ 7.4
1999
Family Guy as Garbageman (voice)
TV ★ 7.4
1999
Family Guy as Various (voice)
TV ★ 7.4
1999
Family Guy as Dog in the Window (voice)
TV ★ 7.4
1999
Family Guy as Jeffrey Fecalman (voice)
TV ★ 7.4
1999
TV ★ 7.4
1999
Family Guy as Waiter (voice)
TV ★ 7.4
1999
Family Guy as Peter's Customer / Tea Party Member (voice)
TV ★ 7.4
1999
Family Guy as Cab Driver (voice)
TV ★ 7.4
1999
Family Guy as Charles Bronson (voice)
TV ★ 7.4
1999
Family Guy as Criminal (voice)
TV ★ 7.4
1999
Family Guy as Jeremy Piven / Masturbator (voice)
TV ★ 7.4
1999
Family Guy as Georgie (voice)
TV ★ 7.4
1999
Family Guy as Police Detective #1 (voice)
TV ★ 7.4
1999
Family Guy as Police Officer (voice)
TV ★ 7.4
1999
Family Guy as 1980s Producer (voice)
TV ★ 7.4
1999
Family Guy as Meg's Boss (voice)
TV ★ 7.4
1999
Family Guy as O'Malley (voice)
TV ★ 7.4
1999
Family Guy as Piece of Pizza / Detective (voice)
TV ★ 7.4
1999
Family Guy as (voice)
TV ★ 7.4
1999
Family Guy as Mobster (voice)
TV ★ 7.4
1999
Family Guy as Bowling Alley Dad (voice)
TV ★ 7.4
1999
Family Guy as H (voice)
TV ★ 7.4
1999
Family Guy as Concierge (voice)
TV ★ 7.4
1999
Family Guy as Darren (voice)
TV ★ 7.4
1999
Family Guy as Western Man (voice)
TV ★ 7.4
1999
Family Guy as Man in Hell (voice)
TV ★ 7.4
1999
Family Guy as Executive (voice)
TV ★ 7.4
1999
Family Guy as Husband (voice)
TV ★ 7.4
1999
Family Guy as Dispatcher (voice)
TV ★ 7.4
1999
Family Guy as Student (voice)
TV ★ 7.4
1999
Family Guy as Gerald (voice)
TV ★ 7.4
1998
Charmed as DJ
TV ★ 8.2
1980s 3 credits
1987
Movie
1981
The Prowler as 1945 Party Extra (uncredited)
Movie ★ 5.9