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Tom Poston
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Tom Poston

1921 – 2007 · Columbus, Ohio, USA · Active 1948–2005

Born in 1921, Tom Poston emerged as a notable figure in American comedy, with a career that began in the early 1950s. He appears in Zotz! (1962) as the hapless Professor Jonathan Jones, adding a layer of humor to the film's supernatural antics. Poston's comedic style is further showcased in The Happy Hooker (1975), where he plays a charming role that fits seamlessly within the film's risqué narrative. His contributions to these cult classics highlight his ability to blend wit with the eccentricities of exploitation cinema.

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The Happy Hooker

The Happy Hooker

1975 ★ 3.6
as J. Arthur Conrad

As prostitutes are arrested in New York, a flashback begins to the life of one of them, a Dutch secretary Xaviera Hollander who moved to New York in hopes of marrying her fiancé Carl, whom she met whilst visiting her sister in South Africa. Observing how Carl does not help her take her bags off the airplane and his increasingly long morning routine and primping, Xaviera grows concerned he is not the man she thought he was. Her suspicions are confirmed when his mother insults her over dinner. Xaviera offers him a choice of her or his mother and he picks his mother. Xaviera finds work at the Dutch Embassy as a translator and secretary. She is asked on a date by Frenchman Yves and quickly falls in love with him and his extravagant lifestyle, as Yves has made a small fortune as a consultant for large corporations and even small countries. Yves announces that he must leave as he has been summoned by the king of a Middle Eastern country. Xaviera breaks down crying. He hands her a large envelope containing cash. Although it makes her feel like a prostitute, she realizes quickly that this may be her calling in life because she loves sex and money. She starts meeting up with Yves' friends. Xaviera prospers as a prostitute until she is shaken down by a corrupt police officer who takes her money and tries to rape her. Instead of paying him off, she goes to work at a local bordello with a madam who offers her a 50/50 split. Xaviera decides that she can do better on her own, so she leaves to open her own bordello ten blocks away. After a while, she is the most successful madam in New York City and buys out her former madam's business as well. All is well until the corrupt cop from earlier in the film sees her and instigates a raid, sending her to jail. Xaviera's attorney bails her out of jail and sets her up with a friend of his who is coming in from Montreal.

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Filmography

105 credits
2000s 10 credits
2005
Committed as Clown
TV ★ 5.4
2005
TV ★ 7.6
2004
Christmas with the Kranks as Father Zabriskie
Movie ★ 6.2
2004
Movie ★ 6.7
2003
Beethoven's 5th as John Giles / Selig
Movie ★ 5.3
2002
TV ★ 6.8
2002
TV ★ 6.9
2001
TV ★ 6.1
2001
TV ★ 6.8
2001
TV ★ 3.8
1990s 29 credits
1999
Movie ★ 6.1
1998
Krippendorf's Tribe as Gordon Hargrove
Movie ★ 4.6
1998
That '70s Show as Burt Sigurdson
TV ★ 7.9
1998
Will & Grace as Norman
TV ★ 6.9
1997
King of the Hill as Mr. Popper (voice)
TV ★ 7.4
1997
Dharma & Greg as Dr. Gillespie
TV ★ 6.4
1997
TV ★ 6.6
1997
TV ★ 10.0
1996
TV ★ 7.7
1996
Suddenly Susan as Mr. Vance
TV ★ 5.9
1996
TV ★ 6.0
1996
Sabrina, the Teenage Witch as Mortgage Banker
TV ★ 7.8
1995
The Drew Carey Show as Roscoe Harvey
TV ★ 6.5
1994
Touched by an Angel as Ed Yablonsky
TV ★ 7.2
1994
ER as Earl
TV ★ 7.8
1993
TV ★ 5.6
1993
Diagnosis: Murder as Tom Porter
TV ★ 7.1
1993
Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman as Mysterious "Dead Man"
TV ★ 7.6
1993
Grace Under Fire as Floyd Norton
TV ★ 5.6
1992
Bob as Jerry Fleisher
TV ★ 7.6
1992
TV ★ 7.7
1991
TV ★ 7.4
1991
TV ★ 5.9
1991
TV ★ 7.4
1991
TV ★ 7.4
1990
Dream On as Sidney 'Uncle Bouncy' Barish
TV ★ 7.0
1990
TV ★ 8.0
1980s 17 credits
1989
The Simpsons as Capital City Goofball (voice)
TV ★ 8.0
1989
Coach as Dr. Art Hibke
TV ★ 6.7
1989
Family Matters as Mr. Looney
TV ★ 6.8
1988
Movie ★ 5.0
1988
Murphy Brown as Old Man Swenson
TV ★ 6.4
1988
Murphy Brown as Phineas T. Swenson
TV ★ 6.4
1986
Fresno as Doc Parseghian
TV ★ 6.7
1986
Wordplay as Self - Celebrity Panelist
TV ★ 4.3
1984
TV ★ 7.2
1984
TV ★ 8.0
1982
St. Elsewhere as Jim Morrison
TV ★ 5.7
1982
Hotel as Tommy Rooney
TV ★ 6.8
1982
Newhart as George Utley
TV ★ 7.1
1981
Movie ★ 3.5
1981
Carbon Copy as Reverend Hayworth
Movie ★ 5.9
1980
Up the Academy as Sgt. Skip Sisson
Movie ★ 4.7
1980
TV ★ 7.0
1970s 20 credits
1979
Beane's of Boston as Frank Beane
Movie
1979
$weepstake$ as Leeds
TV
1978
Rabbit Test as Minister
Movie ★ 4.5
1978
Fame as Car Salesman
Movie ★ 9.0
1978
Movie ★ 4.3
1978
Mork & Mindy as Franklin Delano Bickley
TV ★ 7.1
1978
TV ★ 6.3
1978
Mork & Mindy as Mr. Bickley
TV ★ 7.1
1977
Movie ★ 8.0
1977
CHiPs as Bill Conner
TV ★ 6.9
1977
The Love Boat as Mickey O'Day
TV ★ 6.3
1977
We've Got Each Other as Damon Jerome
TV ★ 7.0
1977
The Love Boat as Tom Poston
TV ★ 6.3
1977
The Love Boat as Daniel Baker
TV ★ 6.3
1976
TV ★ 7.1
1976
TV ★ 7.7
1975
The Happy Hooker as J. Arthur Conrad
Movie ★ 3.9
1975
TV ★ 6.0
1972
The Bob Newhart Show as Cliff Murdock
TV ★ 7.5
1971
Cold Turkey as Mr. Stopworth
Movie ★ 6.3
1960s 11 credits
1968
TV ★ 7.0
1965
Get Smart as Dr. Zharko
TV ★ 7.9
1963
The Old Dark House as Tom Penderel
Movie ★ 5.9
1963
Soldier in the Rain as Lieutenant Magee
Movie ★ 6.5
1963
Bob Hope Presents the Chrysler Theatre as Janitor / Lieutenant Courtney
TV ★ 5.9
1962
Zotz! as Jonathan Jones
Movie ★ 5.5
1962
TV ★ 6.6
1961
TV ★ 5.8
1960
The Tempest as Trinculo
Movie ★ 7.5
1960
Thriller as Charlie Denham
TV ★ 6.7
1950s 14 credits
1959
Startime as Self
TV ★ 6.8
1958
Movie
1957
TV ★ 7.5
1956
TV ★ 6.2
1955
TV ★ 6.3
1955
The Phil Silvers Show as Lt. Franklin
TV ★ 7.0
1954
TV ★ 7.8
1953
City That Never Sleeps as Detective (as Thomas Poston)
Movie ★ 6.0
1951
TV ★ 8.8
1951
Hallmark Hall of Fame as Car Salesman
TV ★ 8.8
1951
TV ★ 8.8
1950
TV ★ 6.0
1950
What's My Line? as Self - Mystery Guest
TV ★ 7.0
1950
TV ★ 7.0
1940s 4 credits
1949
TV ★ 6.0
1948
Studio One as Alec Gordon
TV ★ 5.4
1948
TV ★ 6.8
1948
Studio One as Sentry
TV ★ 5.4