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Joey Kern
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Joey Kern

Born 1976 · Kentucky, USA · Active 1998–2023

Joey Kern, an American actor born in 1978, is recognized for his role in Cabin Fever (2003), where he embodies the character of Jeff, a member of a group whose vacation turns into a nightmare. His performance adds a layer of dark humor to the film's chilling narrative, which has garnered a dedicated following in the horror genre. Kern's work in Cabin Fever reflects the early 2000s wave of horror that blends comedy with gore, making it a staple in cult film discussions.

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Cabin Fever

Cabin Fever

2003 ★ 5.7
as Jeff

A hermit walking in the woods encounters his dog, who has died of a blood infection, and the hermit becomes infected. Meanwhile, college students Jeff, Marcy, Paul, Karen, and Bert take a vacation to a remote cabin to celebrate spring break. Bert leaves to shoot squirrels but shoots the now disfigured and bloody hermit. Despite the hermit's pleas, Bert flees and remains silent about the incident. The group gathers around a campfire that night, where they are joined by a friendly drifter named Grimm and his pet dog, Dr. Mambo. When it rains, Grimm leaves with his dog to pack up his belongings. While the friends wait for Grimm indoors, the hermit returns, begging for help. When Bert shuts the door on the sick hermit, he tries stealing the group's car while vomiting blood. When the hermit approaches Marcy and Karen, Paul accidentally sets him on fire. While seeking help the next day, Jeff and Bert encounter a butcher but leave after learning she is the dead hermit's cousin. Paul receives assistance from police Deputy Winston, who promises to send up a tow truck. Paul tries comforting Karen, who is upset over the killing of the hermit. After calming her down, Paul attempts to have sex with her; as he reaches between her legs, he discovers an infection that has spread in her groin. The group isolates her in a shed. After fixing the truck, Bert coughs up blood but does not tell the others. Bert drives off after Paul and Jeff discover he has caught the disease. Jeff takes the remaining beer and leaves, terrified of becoming infected. Bert seeks help at a convenience store but angers the owner after his son, Dennis, bites him. Bert flees, chased by Dennis's father and two friends. At the cabin, Marcy worries that they will all contract the disease. When Paul comforts her, they impulsively have sex. Regretting the affair, Paul leaves while Marcy takes a bath, crying; as she shaves her legs the flesh begins to peel off and she runs outside in a panic, where she is eaten alive by Dr. Mambo. Paul discovers the hermit’s body floating in the reservoir, and realizes the infection is spreading through the water supply. Racing back to the cabin, Paul finds Marcy's remains and Dr. Mambo feeding on Karen. After killing Dr. Mambo with Bert's gun, he bludgeons Karen with a shovel out of mercy. A dying Bert returns to the cabin pursued by Dennis's father and his two companions. The posse shoots and kills Bert, and Paul kills all three of them. Paul looks for Jeff; he instead finds Grimm's corpse. Paul takes the convenience store's truck, and, while driving, discovers he is infected before hitting a deer. He reunites with Deputy Winston, who is partying with underage drinkers. Paul requests a ride to the hospital, but before the group departs, Winston is ordered to kill on sight several infected people on a killing spree. With the group turning on him, Paul attacks and infects several of Winston's friends before knocking Winston out. A passing truck drops off Paul at a hospital, where he weakly discusses where he caught the disease. The doctors inform the sheriff that Paul must be transferred. Lying in the back of Winston's squad car, Paul unsuccessfully warns him about the contaminated water supply; Winston dumps him at the edge of a creek. Jeff, who has been hiding out and drinking in the woods, returns to the cabin the next day. Initially crying after seeing the remains of his friends, he becomes ecstatic upon realizing he is the only survivor. As he raises his arms in victory, Winston shoots him and burns his body with the others. At the convenience store, several children sell lemonade, which they have made with the water from the creek Paul was dumped in, to the same police officers. A large truck filled with bottles of water taken from the creek can be seen leaving the store.

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Filmography

52 credits
2020s 3 credits
2023
Movie ★ 5.3
2021
Useless Humans as Zachary
Movie ★ 4.9
2021
Movie ★ 5.8
2010s 24 credits
2019
Mr. Mom as Rick Whelan
TV ★ 7.5
2017
Big Bear as Joe
Movie ★ 4.9
2016
Movie ★ 5.3
2016
Good Behavior as Rob McDaniels
TV ★ 7.0
2016
TV ★ 7.0
2015
Movie ★ 5.5
2015
Asthma as Bottlecap
Movie ★ 5.9
2015
Homeward as Extra office / Dinner Party
Movie
2013
Beneath as Randy
Movie ★ 5.4
2013
Movie ★ 4.0
2013
Movie ★ 7.0
2013
Chosen as Leslie Brewer
TV ★ 6.8
2012
Movie ★ 7.5
2012
Alter Egos as C-Thru
Movie ★ 5.2
2012
Movie ★ 7.7
2012
Complacent as Robert Wilkensen
Movie ★ 9.4
2012
Easy Rider: The Ride Back as Young Wes Coast
Movie ★ 4.0
2012
Deep Space 69 as (voice)
TV ★ 7.8
2012
Deep Space 69 as Bongus (voice)
TV ★ 7.8
2012
Key & Peele as Rich White Guy
TV ★ 7.7
2011
TV ★ 7.4
2010
Screwball: The Ted Whitfield Story as Willie 'High-Sox' Hamilton
Movie ★ 7.0
2010
Movie ★ 4.6
2010
Movie ★ 7.7
2000s 22 credits
2009
Movie ★ 4.2
2009
Movie ★ 5.4
2009
TV ★ 7.5
2008
Movie ★ 5.0
2008
The Middleman as Cecil Rogers
TV ★ 7.7
2007
Movie ★ 7.3
2007
Lucky You as Billie's Admirer
Movie ★ 5.7
2006
The Sasquatch Gang as Shirts Jokum
Movie ★ 5.9
2006
Movie ★ 4.9
2006
Movie
2005
Love Wrecked as Milo Dinsdale
Movie ★ 5.2
2005
Pizza as Jon
Movie ★ 5.2
2005
Numb3rs as Kevin Warshaw
TV ★ 7.0
2004
Movie ★ 7.8
2003
Grind as Sweet Lou
Movie ★ 6.0
2003
Movie ★ 5.7
2003
Love the Hard Way as Fitzgerald
Movie ★ 6.3
2002
Garmento as Tye
Movie ★ 8.0
2002
XX/XY as Tommy
Movie ★ 5.9
2001
Super Troopers as College Boy 2
Movie ★ 6.6
2000
The Virgin as Konrad
Movie ★ 7.0
1990s 1 credit
1998
TV ★ 7.4
Crew Credits
2010s 2 credits
2017
Big Bear Director
Movie ★ 4.9
2017
Big Bear Writer
Movie ★ 4.9