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Curtis Armstrong
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Curtis Armstrong

Born 1953 · Detroit, Michigan, USA · Active 1983–2021

Curtis Armstrong, born in 1953, has carved a niche in comedic roles that resonate with cult cinema enthusiasts. In The Clan of the Cave Bear (1986), he navigates the prehistoric landscape with a blend of humor and charm, while in One Crazy Summer (1986), he delivers a memorable performance that captures the essence of 80s comedy. His ability to infuse characters with a quirky energy makes him a notable figure in the realm of exploitation and cult films, where his contributions continue to be celebrated by fans.

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The Clan of the Cave Bear

The Clan of the Cave Bear

★ 5.0
as Goov

After an unsuccessful attempt to pull her mother up from a recent earthquake, 5-year-old Cro-Magnon Ayla (Emma Floria) is left alone in the woods with a severe injury on her legs from a nearby cave lion; having been suffering from starvation, exhaustion, and infection of her wounds, she collapses, on the verge of death. Eventually, she was rescued by Iza (Pamela Reed), the healer of a group of Neanderthals who call themselves "The Clan", from being eaten alive by vultures against the orders for her to be left alone to die by the clan's chief, Brun (John Doolittle), just because she is clearly a member of "the Others", the distrusted antagonists of the Clan. Brun refuses to accept Ayla as his new daughter when Iza adopts her, only allowing her to stay with the Clan because Iza refuses to abandon her, and with that done, the Clan calls her "Ayla", the closest they can come to pronouncing her birth name. Through meditation, Iza's brother, Creb (the group's shaman), comes to believe that the child may be protected by the spirit of the cave lion, a powerful "totem" that is never given to a woman and only very few men. He cites the cave lion attack the girl experienced shortly before being discovered as proof that its spirit marked her so that she could be adopted into the Clan. After traveling with them for a while and starting to heal, Ayla wanders away from the group when they stop to discuss what they should do since they have not found a new home and she discovers a huge, beautiful cave, perfect for their needs; many of the people begin to regard Ayla as lucky, especially since good fortune continues to come their way as they begin to accept her in the fold. Ayla's different thought processes lead her to break important Clan customs, particularly the taboo against females handling weapons. She is self-willed and spirited, but tries hard to fit in with the Neanderthals, although she has to learn everything first-hand; she does not possess the ancestral memories of the Clan which enable them to do certain tasks after being shown only once. Iza trains Ayla as a medicine woman "of her line", the most prestigious line of medicine women out of all of the Clans. It takes her much longer to train Ayla than it will her own daughter, Uba (Lycia Naff), since Ayla does not possess the memories of the Clan. Iza is concerned that when Ayla grows up nobody will want her as their mate, making her a burden to the Clan. So she trains Ayla to be a highly respected medicine woman who will have her own "status" and will not have to rely on the status of a mate. Meanwhile, Broud (Joey Cramer), the son of Brun, disdains and shuns Ayla at every turn during her childhood, and when they both reach adulthood, Broud (Thomas G. Waites) brutally rapes Ayla (Daryl Hannah) in an impulsive bid to demonstrate his control over her. Broud continues to assault Ayla multiple times daily leaving her despondent, and she soon becomes pregnant. Iza explains to Ayla that her unusual appearance compared to the rest of the Clan will likely preclude her from obtaining a mate before she gives birth, a circumstance Iza's people believe will bring bad luck to their settlement. Ayla, having dreamed of being a mother for most of her life and now convinced that this may be her only chance due to her powerful totem, refuses Iza's suggestion that she take medicine to lose the child. Following a difficult pregnancy and a near-fatal labor, Ayla rejoices in the birth of a son but, due to his appearance being an amalgamation of Clan and Other features, he is considered deformed and almost taken away from her. After Iza's death, Broud is named chief by Brun. Broud's first order is to take Ayla for himself and separate her from her son, giving him to another couple, and he also exiles the already elderly Creb as there's another shaman in charge. Ayla opposes and fights Broud, defeating him. Thus a humiliated Broud agrees to keep Creb with the clan, but Ayla still chooses to leave, saying goodbye to her son, in search of her own people.

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Filmography

149 credits
2020s 2 credits
2021
Monsters at Work as Mr. Crummyham (voice)
TV ★ 7.2
2020
Movie ★ 6.2
2010s 32 credits
2019
Malibu Rescue as Mr. Rathbone
Movie ★ 6.2
2019
Doom Patrol as Ezekiel the Cockroach (voice)
TV ★ 7.5
2019
Stumptown as Chuck Drakner / Jim Force
TV ★ 7.2
2019
TV ★ 8.0
2018
TV ★ 5.8
2016
MacGyver as Pawn
TV ★ 7.3
2015
Movie ★ 6.0
2015
Movie ★ 10.0
2015
Highston as Uncle Billy
TV ★ 7.0
2014
Locker 13 as Clifford
Movie ★ 6.5
2014
Movie
2014
Planes: Fire & Rescue as Maru (voice)
Movie ★ 6.2
2014
Penn Zero: Part-Time Hero as Super Amazing Bouncy Ball (voice)
TV ★ 7.2
2014
TripTank as Candy Van Man (voice)
TV ★ 5.2
2013
King of the Nerds as Self - Host
TV ★ 5.2
2012
Darnell Dawkins: Mouth Guitar Legend as Governor Gabe Gaithright
Movie
2012
Sparkle as Larry
Movie ★ 6.2
2012
Robot and Monster as Robot DeFault / Marf (voice)
TV ★ 6.0
2012
Scandal as Attorney Cole
TV ★ 7.2
2011
Flypaper as Mitchell Wolf
Movie ★ 6.4
2011
Hit List as Mr. Button
Movie ★ 5.7
2011
Movie ★ 4.5
2011
Movie ★ 6.0
2011
Movie ★ 4.3
2011
Dan Vs. as Dan (voice)
TV ★ 8.1
2011
New Girl as Principal Foster
TV ★ 7.4
2011
Workaholics as Richard Ottmar
TV ★ 7.4
2010
High School as Mr. Thompson
Movie ★ 5.7
2010
Glory Daze as Morty Feldman
TV ★ 5.7
2010
TV ★ 6.0
2010
TV ★ 7.2
2010
Blue Mountain State as Ronnie Hayes
TV ★ 7.6
2000s 70 credits
2009
Movie ★ 5.3
2009
The Gold Retrievers as The Professor
Movie ★ 3.1
2009
Legally Blondes as Mr. Golden
Movie ★ 5.7
2009
Movie ★ 3.5
2009
TV ★ 6.1
2009
TV ★ 7.3
2008
Route 30 as Ned
Movie ★ 4.1
2008
Movie ★ 4.2
2008
Beer for My Horses as D.A. Levine
Movie ★ 4.7
2007
Southland Tales as Dr. Soberin Exx
Movie ★ 5.2
2007
Moola as Jonas
Movie ★ 4.1
2007
Shredderman Rules as Mayor Izzo
Movie ★ 5.4
2007
TV ★ 6.9
2007
TV ★ 8.6
2007
Reaper as Russel
TV ★ 7.0
2007
iCarly as Store Clerk
TV ★ 8.0
2007
Rules of Engagement as Curtis Armstrong
TV ★ 7.1
2006
Movie ★ 7.1
2006
Pucked as Janitor
Movie ★ 4.1
2006
American Scary as Himself
Movie ★ 7.5
2006
Smokin' Aces as Morris Mecklen
Movie ★ 6.5
2006
Psych as Jervis
TV ★ 7.9
2006
Me, Eloise as (voice)
TV ★ 10.0
2006
The Emperor's New School as Mr. Moleguaco (voice)
TV ★ 7.3
2006
In Justice as Harris Sharp
TV ★ 6.8
2005
Man of the House as Morgan Ball
Movie ★ 5.8
2005
Grey's Anatomy as Robert Martin
TV ★ 8.2
2005
TV ★ 7.0
2005
TV ★ 8.1
2005
Bones as Oscar Schultz
TV ★ 8.2
2005
Supernatural as Metatron
TV ★ 8.3
2005
American Dad! as Frank, the Judge (voice)
TV ★ 7.0
2005
American Dad! as Snot Lonstein / Eli Weisel (voice)
TV ★ 7.0
2005
American Dad! as Snot Lonstein (voice)
TV ★ 7.0
2005
My Name Is Earl as Chaz Dalton
TV ★ 7.7
2005
The Closer as Peter Goldman
TV ★ 7.9
2004
Ray as Ahmet Ertegun
Movie ★ 7.5
2004
Movie ★ 4.6
2004
Irish Eyes as Brodrick Dooley
Movie ★ 4.3
2004
Movie ★ 6.4
2004
Boston Legal as Zachary Simon
TV ★ 7.9
2004
Stroker and Hoop as Double-Wide (voice)
TV ★ 5.7
2004
House as Paul Richter
TV ★ 8.6
2004
Stroker and Hoop as Double-Wide / Grobbit 2 / Pool Cleaner (voice)
TV ★ 5.7
2004
Stroker and Hoop as Double-Wide / Deputy (voice)
TV ★ 5.7
2004
Stroker and Hoop as Double-Wide / Old Woman (voice)
TV ★ 5.7
2004
Stroker and Hoop as Double-Wide / Zombie Ken / Bear Collector (voice)
TV ★ 5.7
2004
Stroker and Hoop as Double-Wide / Pepe Peepee (voice)
TV ★ 5.7
2003
My Dinner with Jimi as Herb Cohen
Movie ★ 5.8
2003
Quigley as Dexter Pearlsley
Movie ★ 4.8
2003
Big Shorts Mouse as Small Hats Dog (voice)
Movie
2003
Joan of Arcadia as Security Guard God
TV ★ 7.3
2003
TV ★ 9.8
2003
Las Vegas as Arnold Peters
TV ★ 7.0
2003
Oliver Beene as Hobo Bob
TV ★ 8.3
2002
Gale Force as Steve Chaney
Movie ★ 5.7
2002
Movie ★ 4.9
2002
Movie ★ 6.0
2002
Gale Force as Steven Chaney
Movie ★ 5.7
2002
TV ★ 6.9
2001
One on One as Matt
TV ★ 7.9
2001
The Chronicle as Sal 'Pig Boy'
TV ★ 8.2
2001
TV ★ 6.8
2001
Crossing Jordan as Herb / The Punisher
TV ★ 7.2
2000
TV ★ 7.6
2000
Ed as Mr. Cheswick
TV ★ 7.7
2000
Curb Your Enthusiasm as Computer Guy
TV ★ 8.0
1990s 31 credits
1999
TV ★ 7.9
1999
Batman Beyond as Warren (voice)
TV ★ 8.2
1998
Safety Patrol! as Bert Miller
Movie ★ 4.8
1998
Border to Border as Man in Diner
Movie ★ 7.0
1998
That '70s Show as Barry Donovan
TV ★ 7.9
1998
V.I.P. as Rodney
TV ★ 5.3
1998
Felicity as Danny
TV ★ 6.6
1998
L.A. Doctors as Charlie Fielding
TV ★ 8.5
1998
Brimstone as Jimmy G.
TV ★ 7.5
1997
L.A. Johns as 'Big' Ben
Movie ★ 5.3
1997
Elvis Meets Nixon as Farley Hall
Movie ★ 7.0
1997
Ally McBeal as Tiny Tim Fallow
TV ★ 6.5
1997
TV ★ 6.8
1997
The Hunger as Bart Brookman
TV ★ 6.1
1996
Big Bully as Clark
Movie ★ 4.7
1996
Jingle All the Way as Chain Smoking Booster
Movie ★ 6.1
1996
Spy Hard as Pastry Chef
Movie ★ 5.4
1996
TV ★ 5.9
1996
TV ★ 7.5
1995
Cybill as Charlie
TV ★ 5.9
1994
Movie ★ 4.6
1994
Ellen as Tom
TV ★ 6.1
1993
Movie ★ 6.2
1993
Diagnosis: Murder as Dr. Morton Freberger
TV ★ 7.1
1993
TV ★ 6.9
1992
Revenge of the Nerds III: The Next Generation as Dudley 'Booger' Dawson, Esq.
Movie ★ 4.6
1991
Public Enemy #2 as Ivan Delbert
Movie ★ 7.0
1991
Hi Honey - I'm Dead as Arnold Pishkin
Movie ★ 4.6
1990
Parker Lewis Can't Lose as Curtis Armstrong
TV ★ 7.4
1990
Dream On as Pete LaSalle
TV ★ 7.0
1990
Grand as Yale Pinhaus
TV ★ 6.7
1980s 10 credits
1989
How I Got Into College as Arcadia Bible Academy Recruiter (uncredited)
Movie ★ 6.0
1987
Movie ★ 5.6
1986
Movie ★ 5.3
1986
One Crazy Summer as Ack Ack Raymond
Movie ★ 6.0
1985
Better Off Dead... as Charles De Mar
Movie ★ 6.6
1985
Bad Medicine as Dennis Gladstone
Movie ★ 5.2
1985
Moonlighting as Lucentio
TV ★ 7.5
1985
Moonlighting as Herbert Viola
TV ★ 7.5
1984
Revenge of the Nerds as 'Booger' Dawson
Movie ★ 6.5
1983
Risky Business as Miles Dalby
Movie ★ 6.6
s 1 credit
Movie
Crew Credits
2010s 2 credits
2013
King of the Nerds Executive Producer
TV ★ 5.2
2013
TV ★ 5.2
1990s 1 credit
1995
A Goofy Movie Additional Writing
Movie ★ 7.0