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A tone-deaf coffee shop owner stumbles into Swinging London espionage and sabotage plots.

THE INTELLIGENCE MEN

Their First and Fabulously Funny Film

1965 · 1h 43m · NR · Comedy · IMDB TMDB

A chance meeting with a Schlecht agent forces a humble coffee shop manager into the secret world of spies in Swinging London. With the help of his MI5 friend, he poses as the recently dead Major Cavendish who had managed to infiltrate the dreaded organization; he knows that they are intending to assassinate someone - could it be the famous Russian ballerina who has recently arrived for an appearance at Covent Garden?

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The Intelligence Men is a 1965 United Kingdom comedy film directed by Robert Asher about a coffee shop owner who gets tangled in a spy plot involving a Russian trade delegation and the organization SCHLECHT.

Synopsis

Eric (Eric Morecambe), in his London coffee bar, is happily serving black coffee to a sinister-looking man (Tutte Lemkow) when the man tries to persuade him to remember a tune. Unfortunately, Eric is tone-deaf. Ernie Sage (Ernie Wise) enters the coffee bar and Eric tries to get him to identify the tune, without much success. Eventually, Sage realises that this could be something to do with a forthcoming visit by a Russian trade delegation and an assassination attempt by an organisation known as "SCHLECHT" to sabotage this mission.

He reports this to his superiors in Military Intelligence (although he is little more than an office-boy), and they reluctantly agree that only Eric, having heard the tune, will be able to lead them to the centre of the plot. Eric is persuaded to pose as a British agent – the recently deceased Major Cavendish – who had managed to infiltrate SCHLECHT. After a few set-piece comedy interludes, the tune is identified and the plot switches to a performance of Swan Lake at the projected venue for the assassination, where the star Russian ballerina Madame Petrovna (April Olrich) is in grave danger.

This section provides some of the funniest moments of the film: for example, Eric, masquerading as a Russian, adopts a broad Scottish highland accent; and during the ballet performance itself, Eric and Ernie, dressed in Egyptian costumes, get mixed up in the "Dance of the Little Swans". Finally, however, the villain is unmasked and all ends happily. 
Details & Specs
Director
Robert Asher
Writers
Dick Hills, Sid Green, Peter Blackmore
Release
1965
Runtime
1h 43m
Country
United Kingdom
Language
English
Genres
Comedy

Why Cult

Morecambe and Wise Comedy

British comedy legends Eric Morecambe and Ernie Wise headline, blending slapstick, wordplay, and improbable spy antics.

Swinging London Spoof

Set amid London’s coffee bars and Covent Garden, the film lampoons 1960s spy thrillers with a distinctly British sensibility.

Ballet and Assassins

A Russian ballerina's visit collides with assassination plots and mistaken identities, raising the stakes (and the laughs).

Organization SCHLECHT

A shadowy group with a name only a British comedy could dream up provides the perfect target for spy farce.

Questions from the Vault

What is The Intelligence Men about? +

It's about a London coffee shop owner who gets caught up in a secret agent plot involving a Russian trade delegation, a sinister group called SCHLECHT, and a ballet performance at Covent Garden.

When was The Intelligence Men released? +

The Intelligence Men was released in 1965.

Who directed The Intelligence Men? +

Robert Asher directed The Intelligence Men.

How long is The Intelligence Men? +

The Intelligence Men has a runtime of 103 minutes.

What genre is The Intelligence Men? +

The Intelligence Men is a comedy.

Where can I watch The Intelligence Men? +

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