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When a notorious womanizer’s lovers collide, chaos and comedy ensue in this French-Italian erotic farce.

LINE UP AND LAY DOWN

70s Eurotrash sex comedy

1973 · 1h 4m · NR · Comedy / Romance · IMDB TMDB

Gilles, although already engaged, conducting several other love affairs front. His friends, jealous of all women fall into his arms, arrange to confuse by putting all his mistresses in the presence of each other.

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Jean-François Davy’s saucy export lines up a parade of mistresses, an overworked fiancée, and a used car salesman with more libido than sense. This softcore romp is a prime example of 1970s French sexploitation—expect mistaken identities, tangled bedsheets, and a fair bit of nudity, all delivered with a wink.

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What is Line Up and Lay Down about?

Line Up and Lay Down is a 1973 French-Italian comedy and romance film directed by Jean-François Davy about an incorrigible womanizer whose love affairs spiral into chaos when his jealous friends set up a confrontation between his fiancée and his mistresses.

Details & Specs
Director
Jean-François Davy
Writers
Daniel Geldreich, Jean-François Davy
Release
1973
Runtime
1h 4m
Country
Italy, France
Language
French
Genres
Comedy, Romance
Also Known As
World's Best Whorehouse for Women, The Girls of Don Juan, Original title: Prenez la queue comme tout le monde

Synopsis

Erotic comedy about an incorrigible womanizer whose lecherous love life becomes too much to handle. Things culminate when his jealous friends arrange for his fiancee and his mistresses to meet him at the same time.

Why Cult

French-Italian Sex Comedy

This film embraces the bawdy, irreverent spirit of 1970s erotic comedies from France and Italy, blending romance with risqué humor.

Womanizer in Overdrive

Gilles juggles a fiancée and multiple mistresses, until his jealous friends orchestrate a spectacular romantic pile-up.

Softcore European Erotica

The film doesn’t shy away from nudity or erotic scenarios, delivering everything from bathtubs to menage à trois in classic softcore fashion.

Ensemble Cast of Mistresses

Featuring Malisa Longo, Anne Libert, and more, the supporting cast brings variety—and plenty of romantic complications—to Gilles’s escapades.

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Questions from the Vault

What is Line Up and Lay Down about? +

Line Up and Lay Down follows a womanizer whose tangled affairs implode when his friends plot to expose him, leading to a comedic showdown between his fiancée and mistresses.

When was Line Up and Lay Down released? +

Line Up and Lay Down was released in 1973.

Who directed Line Up and Lay Down? +

Line Up and Lay Down was directed by Jean-François Davy.

How long is Line Up and Lay Down? +

The runtime of Line Up and Lay Down is 64 minutes.

What genre is Line Up and Lay Down? +

Line Up and Lay Down is a comedy and romance film with erotic elements.

Where can I watch Line Up and Lay Down? +

Line Up and Lay Down is available on SassyFlix.