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Dick Hills

1926 – 1996 · Eltham, London, England, UK · Active 1959–1989
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The Intelligence Men

The Intelligence Men

1965 ★ 6.4
as Man in Bar (uncredited)

Eric (Eric Morecambe), in his London coffee bar, is happily serving black coffee to a sinister-looking man (Tutte Lemkow) when the man tries to persuade him to remember a tune. Unfortunately, Eric is tone-deaf. Ernie Sage (Ernie Wise) enters the coffee bar and Eric tries to get him to identify the tune, without much success. Eventually, Sage realises that this could be something to do with a forthcoming visit by a Russian trade delegation and an assassination attempt by an organisation known as "SCHLECHT" to sabotage this mission. He reports this to his superiors in Military Intelligence (although he is little more than an office-boy), and they reluctantly agree that only Eric, having heard the tune, will be able to lead them to the centre of the plot. Eric is persuaded to pose as a British agent – the recently deceased Major Cavendish – who had managed to infiltrate SCHLECHT. After a few set-piece comedy interludes, the tune is identified and the plot switches to a performance of Swan Lake at the projected venue for the assassination, where the star Russian ballerina Madame Petrovna (April Olrich) is in grave danger. This section provides some of the funniest moments of the film: for example, Eric, masquerading as a Russian, adopts a broad Scottish highland accent; and during the ballet performance itself, Eric and Ernie, dressed in Egyptian costumes, get mixed up in the "Dance of the Little Swans". Finally, however, the villain is unmasked and all ends happily. 

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Filmography

19 credits
1980s 1 credit
1989
Movie
1970s 3 credits
1976
TV ★ 8.0
1976
TV ★ 8.0
1976
TV ★ 8.0
1960s 2 credits
1965
The Intelligence Men as Man in Bar (uncredited)
Movie ★ 6.2
1961
Movie ★ 4.5
Crew Credits
1980s 1 credit
1981
TV ★ 7.0
1970s 3 credits
1976
TV ★ 8.0
1970
Movie ★ 6.0
1970
TV ★ 4.7
1960s 8 credits
1968
Movie
1968
TV ★ 6.5
1966
Movie ★ 6.0
1965
Movie ★ 6.2
1964
Movie ★ 7.0
1963
Movie ★ 6.5
1961
TV ★ 6.0
1950s 1 credit
1959
TV ★ 9.0