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Joe Melia
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Joe Melia

1935 – 2012 · Islington, London, England, UK · Active 1958–1997

Joe Melia, born Giovanni Philip William Melia, emerged in the 1960s British film scene with a distinctive flair for comedy. In The Intelligence Men (1965), he brings a sharp wit and engaging presence to the screen, contributing to the film's playful narrative. His work reflects the era's blend of humor and satire, marking him as a notable figure in cult cinema. Melia's performances often resonate with audiences who appreciate the nuances of British comedic tradition.

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The Intelligence Men

The Intelligence Men

1965 ★ 6.4
as Conductor

Eric (Eric Morecambe), in his London coffee bar, is happily serving black coffee to a sinister-looking man (Tutte Lemkow) when the man tries to persuade him to remember a tune. Unfortunately, Eric is tone-deaf. Ernie Sage (Ernie Wise) enters the coffee bar and Eric tries to get him to identify the tune, without much success. Eventually, Sage realises that this could be something to do with a forthcoming visit by a Russian trade delegation and an assassination attempt by an organisation known as "SCHLECHT" to sabotage this mission. He reports this to his superiors in Military Intelligence (although he is little more than an office-boy), and they reluctantly agree that only Eric, having heard the tune, will be able to lead them to the centre of the plot. Eric is persuaded to pose as a British agent – the recently deceased Major Cavendish – who had managed to infiltrate SCHLECHT. After a few set-piece comedy interludes, the tune is identified and the plot switches to a performance of Swan Lake at the projected venue for the assassination, where the star Russian ballerina Madame Petrovna (April Olrich) is in grave danger. This section provides some of the funniest moments of the film: for example, Eric, masquerading as a Russian, adopts a broad Scottish highland accent; and during the ballet performance itself, Eric and Ernie, dressed in Egyptian costumes, get mixed up in the "Dance of the Little Swans". Finally, however, the villain is unmasked and all ends happily. 

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Filmography

47 credits
1990s 5 credits
1997
Born to Run as Albert
TV ★ 9.0
1995
Sorry About Last Night as Andy's Father
Movie ★ 8.0
1995
TV ★ 7.0
1994
TV ★ 5.2
1991
Movie ★ 5.5
1980s 13 credits
1989
Birds of a Feather as Greek Priest
TV ★ 6.3
1986
TV ★ 8.2
1986
ScreenPlay as Mr. Gold
TV ★ 6.0
1985
The Caucasian Chalk Circle as Dr Mikadze/Grand Duke/Inn Keeper/Monk
Movie
1984
Pop Pirates as Guard
Movie ★ 6.1
1984
Sakharov as Sergej Kovalov
Movie ★ 7.5
1983
Privates on Parade as Sergeant Len Bonny
Movie ★ 4.9
1983
The Sign of Four as Jonathan Small
Movie ★ 6.6
1981
Movie ★ 6.3
1981
TV ★ 8.0
1981
West End Tales as Squint-Eyed Cyril
TV ★ 8.0
1980
Donkeys' Years as Kenneth Snell
Movie
1980
Movie ★ 4.3
1970s 15 credits
1979
Light as Harry Webb
Movie ★ 3.5
1979
Movie
1979
Minder as Ernie
TV ★ 7.1
1978
The Odd Job as Head Waiter
Movie ★ 5.9
1977
Movie
1977
Sweeney! as Ronnie Brent
Movie ★ 6.7
1976
Peter Pan as Starkey
Movie ★ 6.0
1976
Movie
1976
Movie
1976
Red Letter Day as Stanley Bedford
TV ★ 6.0
1975
Against the Crowd as Clive Garske
TV
1973
Movie ★ 8.0
1972
Antony and Cleopatra as The Messenger
Movie ★ 5.7
1972
Full House as Self - Presenter
TV
1970
The Goodies as Builder, Estate Agent
TV ★ 7.5
1960s 11 credits
1969
Movie ★ 5.2
1969
Oh! What a Lovely War as The Photographer
Movie ★ 6.7
1967
ITV Playhouse as Michael Donnell
TV ★ 7.0
1967
ITV Playhouse as Addison
TV ★ 7.0
1966
Modesty Blaise as Crevier
Movie ★ 5.3
1965
Four in the Morning as Friend ("Joe")
Movie ★ 6.3
1965
Movie ★ 6.2
1965
TV ★ 7.7
1965
Public Eye as Billy Raybold
TV ★ 8.2
1964
Theatre 625 as Jerry Sebastian
TV ★ 7.2
1961
Drama 61-67 as Jonathan Fox
TV
1950s 3 credits
1959
Movie ★ 7.4
1959
Follow a Star as Stage Manager
Movie ★ 6.2
1958
The Larkins as Barrister
TV ★ 7.6