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Juan Carlos Colombo
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Juan Carlos Colombo

Born 1950 · San Juan, Argentina · Active 1986–2025

Juan Carlos Colombo, an Argentine actor, has made significant contributions to the film industry over his extensive career. In We Are What We Are (2010), he delivers a compelling performance that resonates within the horror genre, highlighting the complexities of human nature and survival. With more than four decades of experience, Colombo's work reflects a deep understanding of character and narrative, making him a noteworthy figure in the exploration of cult cinema.

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We Are What We Are

We Are What We Are

2010 ★ 6.1
as Director Funeraria

In the opening scene, the father dies on the sidewalk at a local shopping mall. At home, his family is wondering what has become of him. Dad is a watchmaker who repairs watches at the local street market, and the family's sole means of support. As Dad has not appeared for the day's work, Alfredo and Julián head to the market. Julián gets into a fight with a customer who claims that his watch is three weeks overdue. The woman who runs the market appears and tells the boys to get out; the rent for their booth at the market is three weeks in arrears. When the boys arrive at home, their sister Sabina enters in a state of shock and announces that their father has died. Their mother, Patricia, locks herself in her room; the children wonder who is going to provide for the family now—specifically, their meals: this family performs cannibalistic rituals. In a local morgue, Tito the coroner and the director of the funeral home bring in Octavio and Owen, two police detectives. The coroner shows them a finger in a jar: it was pulled from Dad's stomach. The detectives are asked to solve this cold case. Initially, they resist, but as the film continues, they become more interested in the fame that will come with solving it. Alfredo and Julián attempt to kidnap a homeless child from under a local bridge, but are chased off by the other children. Next, they attempt to kidnap a prostitute, who also resists; Julián punches and stuffs her into the back seat of their car. Back at home, the boys tie the prostitute to the kitchen table. Patricia comes in and beats the woman to death with a shovel, claiming that Alfredo doesn't know what he's doing, and that prostitutes are not appropriate for the ritual. Alfredo runs out while Julián and Sabina wrap the dead woman in a sheet. Julián and Patricia take the prostitute back to the corner where the boys picked her up and dump her in front of the other street workers. Patricia tells the women to leave her sons alone. The prostitutes report the incident to detectives Octavio and Owen. Alfredo goes looking for another potential meal; he finds one in a gay bar. Alfredo brings the young man home with him, but Julián says he won't eat a homosexual. As Alfredo and Julián argue the point, an older man comes down from their mother's room. Alfredo's prey escapes while Patricia beats the older man over the head with a shovel and the family later kills him. As Sabina and Patricia prepare the man for eating, Alfredo and Julián chase after the gay boy. The boy runs to a fast food stand and asks the police to protect him. Detectives Octavio and Owen hear the call over their police radio and head to the scene. They decline to call for backup, as they want to keep the glory of the collar for themselves. Detective Octavio stops Alfredo and Julián in an alley, but is shot by a beat cop who mistakes Octavio for one of the cannibals. Detective Owen discovers Sabina and Patricia preparing their meal in a ritualistic fashion, but the women kill him. Alfredo and Julián arrive home; Patricia insists on completing the ritual, but Alfredo drags her away to escape over the rooftops. The police break into the family's home and Julián shoots several of them before the family manages to hide upstairs. Their mother says that one must survive to carry on the ritual and flees to the rooftop. The prostitutes earlier in the film see her escaping and pursue her. Meanwhile, Alfredo bites Sabina's neck. Julián, thinking Alfredo's attempting to eat Sabina, shoots Alfredo. The police kill Julián and take Sabina away in an ambulance, believing that she is a surviving victim. The next morning Patricia's body is discovered in a playground, beaten to death. At the end of the film, Sabina escapes from the hospital and is seen watching a young man in the local market, intent on her next meal.

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Filmography

90 credits
2020s 17 credits
2025
Zafari as Francisco
Movie ★ 6.0
2025
The Dead Girls as Doctor Arellano
TV ★ 7.1
2024
Movie ★ 7.2
2024
UFO Factory as Benito
TV ★ 7.8
2023
Movie ★ 7.1
2023
Heartbeat as Horacio
Movie ★ 7.0
2022
The Exorcist as Padre Rebordinos
Movie ★ 6.3
2022
Movie ★ 10.0
2022
Movie ★ 5.8
2022
Pena Ajena as Gonzalo
TV ★ 6.0
2022
TV ★ 8.3
2021
Movie ★ 7.3
2021
Movie ★ 6.0
2021
Movie ★ 4.1
2021
Movie ★ 2.0
2010s 25 credits
2019
Lady Rancho as Jorge Pérez-Meyer
Movie ★ 7.0
2019
Guadalupe-Kings as López Schilling
Movie ★ 7.3
2019
Lost Girl as Benitez
Movie ★ 6.9
2019
Dani Who? as Miguel
TV ★ 7.6
2018
Falco as Elías Falco
TV ★ 4.3
2017
Plastic Love as Miguel
Movie
2017
Movie ★ 3.3
2016
Nocturne as Oli
Movie ★ 6.2
2015
She's Ramona as Agustín Godínez
Movie ★ 5.1
2014
Open Cage as Martín
Movie ★ 6.1
2014
Movie ★ 5.3
2014
Perfect Obedience as Padre Ángel de la Cruz (anciano)
Movie ★ 6.5
2013
Tlatelolco, Summer of 68' as Abuelo Flavio Fonseca
Movie ★ 6.4
2013
Inertia as Alfonso
Movie ★ 8.0
2013
Movie ★ 5.4
2011
Alucardos: Portrait of a Vampire as Juan López Moctezuma
Movie ★ 3.8
2011
El Encanto del Águila as José Yves Limantour
TV ★ 7.8
2010
Movie ★ 5.0
2010
Movie ★ 4.9
2010
File of Attempted Murder as Brigadier Ortíz Monasterio
Movie ★ 5.9
2010
We Are What We Are as Director Funeraria
Movie ★ 6.0
2010
Movie
2010
Teresa as Armando Chaves Gomes
TV ★ 7.7
2010
TV ★ 5.0
2000s 11 credits
2008
Nora's Will as Dr. Alberto Nurko
Movie ★ 7.1
2008
Killer Women as José Esquivel
TV ★ 7.6
2008
TV ★ 7.7
2007
Propiedad Ajena as Gonzalo Sámano
Movie ★ 4.8
2007
Cañitas as Pastor Lara
Movie ★ 5.2
2007
Movie ★ 6.4
2003
Leftie as Referi
Movie ★ 7.3
2002
Movie ★ 4.7
2002
Movie ★ 6.0
2000
Gimme Power as Julián Luna
Movie ★ 6.6
2000
Compassionate Sex as Padre Anselmo
Movie ★ 5.6
1990s 30 credits
1999
Herod's Law as Ramírez
Movie ★ 8.0
1999
Movie ★ 5.9
1999
Movie ★ 6.0
1998
Movie ★ 5.5
1997
Movie ★ 6.0
1997
Movie ★ 6.0
1996
Movie ★ 5.9
1996
Movie ★ 7.5
1995
Mystery of the Maya as Giles Healey
Movie ★ 4.7
1995
Movie ★ 6.0
1995
Sin remitente as Editor-in-chief
Movie ★ 5.8
1995
Movie ★ 5.5
1995
Crimes of Passion as René Gamboa
Movie ★ 6.5
1995
Movie ★ 6.7
1995
Mujeres infieles as Psiquiatra
Movie ★ 4.2
1994
Movie ★ 5.0
1994
Clear and Present Danger as Cortez's Bodyguard
Movie ★ 6.6
1994
Movie ★ 6.0
1994
Movie ★ 6.3
1993
Fray Bartolomé de las Casas as Obispo Fonseca y Canciller
Movie ★ 6.0
1993
Cronos as Funeral Director
Movie ★ 6.7
1992
Playa azul as Licenciado
Movie ★ 6.0
1992
Gertrudis as Padre Miguel Hidalgo
Movie ★ 6.4
1992
Mina as Padre Acquie
Movie ★ 6.3
1992
Movie ★ 4.8
1992
Vintage Model as Fernando
Movie ★ 5.8
1991
Movie ★ 6.9
1991
Movie ★ 5.1
1990
Las buenas costumbres as Armando Gómez
Movie ★ 6.3
1980s 4 credits
1988
Difficult Days as Lic. Ramos
Movie ★ 6.4
1987
Movie ★ 6.7
1986
Movie ★ 5.8
1986
Movie ★ 7.0
s 3 credits
Movie
TV