TRAXX

Opening in 1984, Traxx is a Texas State Trooper who has little respect for the rules of the police force due to perps frequently getting away with their crimes through legal technicalities or playing the "temporary insanity" case in court. As a result, Traxx makes every effort possible to kill criminals after catching them in the act which earns him scorn from his superiors.

In the opening scene, Traxx is one of several troopers called to defuse a hostage situation where a deranged holdup man has taken refuge in a pet store after shooting and killing an old lady and a puppy. Traxx storms the store and when the killer gives up and vows to plead temporary insanity, Traxx shoots and kills him anyway. After being reprimanded one too many times by the police commissioner for excessive use of force, Traxx quits and leaves town to become a soldier of fortune.

Four years later, after battling his way through El Salvador, the Middle East, and Nicaragua and killing countless terrorists, Traxx decides to retire to a life of baking gourmet cookies in his hometown, inspired by the cookies of Wally Amos (who late in the film appears in a cameo playing himself). When he finds himself in need of money, Traxx decides to hire himself out as the "Town Tamer" and begins cleaning up his hometown of Hadleyville, Texas, by killing off its lowlife street scum, aided by fellow mercenary Deeter.

Traxx is supported in his mercenary efforts by the amorous town mayor Alexandra Cray, who continuously tries to have sex with Traxx, and Hadleyville police chief Decker, who agrees to pay Traxx an off the books sum of $10,000 per week to clean up their town. Traxx does well with his new assassin-for-hire business, however, things do not go as smoothly as he would have hoped. Traxx's actions soon come to the attention of the local crime boss Aldo Palucci. Fearing that Traxx will bring about the downfall of his business, Palucci initially tries to bribe Traxx. When that doesn't work, and his own men are unable to kill him, he hires the dreaded Guzik brothers, a trio of ruthless but comic hitmen from Mexico to get rid of Traxx, which leads to a climactic showdown in the streets.

In the final scene, after Palucci accidentally blows himself up when he lights a cigar in his car after letting out a long and disgusting fart as a criticism of Traxx's cookies, Traxx defeats the three Guzik brothers and finally opens up his own cookie store called Snaxx by Traxx, using the reward money given for the bounty on the bad guys heads. Mayor Cray throws a large street fair to celebrate the town's centennial and its now crime-free streets.

Traxx defeats the Guzik brothers and crime boss Palucci, then opens his own cookie shop as the town celebrates its newfound peace.

The ending delivers a farcical resolution where explosive violence and absurdity clear the way for Traxx’s true passion—baking cookies. The comic defeat of the villains underscores the film’s parody of action tropes, while Traxx’s bakery dream coming true is both punchline and payoff, wrapping up the film’s unique blend of violence and whimsy.