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Comedy Cult Classic

Roy Orbison goes undercover in San Francisco with a guitar that's packing more than just tunes.

THE FASTEST GUITAR ALIVE

America's hottest singing star on the screen at last!

1967 · 1h 27m · PG · Comedy / Western · IMDB TMDB

Confederate super-spy Roy Orbison and his partner in crime Sammy Jackson travel to San Francisco near the end of the Civil War, masquerading, respectively, as a singer/guitar instructor and a magic-elixir vendor. Once there, Orbison dons a fake wig, beard, and mustache and steals Union gold to bring back to the South, aided by a guitar that doubles as a gun.

Quick Answer

What is The Fastest Guitar Alive about?

The Fastest Guitar Alive is a 1967 American comedy western directed by Michael D. Moore about a Confederate spy who uses a gun-toting guitar to steal Union gold in San Francisco.

Programmer's Pick

Roy Orbison trading his mic for a gun-slinging guitar is the kind of genre mash-up you never knew you needed. Where else will you find a Confederate spy serenading and scheming his way through San Francisco with a six-string secret weapon? Only here.

— SassyFlix Programmer

Overview

Set near the end of the Civil War, The Fastest Guitar Alive follows Confederate super-spy Johnny—played by Roy Orbison—as he and his sidekick head to San Francisco on a covert mission. Disguised as a mild-mannered singer and a magic-elixir vendor, the duo infiltrate Union territory under elaborate aliases, including wigs and fake facial hair. Their target: Union gold, which Johnny aims to swipe for the Southern cause. But there's a twist—Johnny's guitar is rigged to double as a firearm, making his performances a lot more dangerous than they appear. With dancehall girls, medicine shows, and more than a little deception, this musical western blends spy antics with frontier spectacle.

Details & Specs

Director
Michael D. Moore
Writer
Robert E. Kent
Release
1967
Runtime
1h 27m
Country
United States of America
Language
English
Genres
Comedy, Western

Why This Matters

This 1967 musical comedy Western features Roy Orbison in his only acting role, performing seven original songs later released on an MGM album, and includes 'There Won't Be Many Coming Home,' which was later used in Quentin Tarantino's The Hateful Eight.
— SassyFlix Curator

Why Cult

Orbison Plays Spy

Roy Orbison stars as a Confederate super-spy, combining espionage with musical flair in his only leading film role.

Guitar-Gun Gimmick

The protagonist’s guitar packs heat—literally—as it doubles as a firearm, setting up a series of inventive musical shootouts.

Civil War San Francisco

The action unfolds in San Francisco at the close of the Civil War, giving the film a unique setting for western hijinks and intrigue.

Musical Medicine Show

Song, dance, and a traveling medicine wagon bring a psychotronic flair and a hint of MGM musical to the classic western formula.

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Questions from the Vault

When was The Fastest Guitar Alive released? +

The Fastest Guitar Alive was released in 1967.

Who directed The Fastest Guitar Alive? +

Michael D. Moore directed The Fastest Guitar Alive.

How long is The Fastest Guitar Alive? +

The Fastest Guitar Alive has a runtime of 87 minutes.

What genre is The Fastest Guitar Alive? +

The Fastest Guitar Alive is a comedy western.

Where can I watch The Fastest Guitar Alive? +

You can watch The Fastest Guitar Alive on SassyFlix.

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