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Cannibal kung fu chaos erupts when a secret agent hunts a thief in a village with a taste for flesh.

WE'RE GOING TO EAT YOU

1980 · 1h 30m · NR · Action / Comedy / Horror · IMDB TMDB

A secret agent investigates a village that is populated by crazed, inbred cannibals.

Quick Answer

What is We're Going to Eat You about?

We're Going to Eat You is a 1980 Hong Kong action-comedy-horror film directed by Tsui Hark about a secret agent whose search for a thief leads him to a village of cannibals.

Programmer's Pick

Tsui Hark’s genre-mashing appetite is on full display here, where kung fu and cannibalism mix like soy sauce and hot sauce. Agent 999 might be out of his depth, but for viewers, it’s a feast of gory slapstick and subversive humor. Not your average undercover mission.

— SassyFlix Programmer

Overview

Agent 999’s pursuit of a thief named Rolex lands him in a remote village with a sinister secret: the residents routinely capture and eat outsiders under the town chief’s orders. As Agent 999 navigates the bizarre customs and martial arts-infused dangers of the village, he finds unlikely help from Rolex, who has his own reasons for aiding the agent. The villagers, meanwhile, are growing restless, fed up with their chief’s unfair distribution of food to his soldiers. Combining outrageous action, dark comedy, and folk horror, this Hong Kong cult oddity serves up a wild, genre-blending ride where loyalty, survival, and cannibalism collide.

Details & Specs

Director
Tsui Hark
Writers
Sze-To Cheuk-Hon, Tsui Hark
Release
1980
Runtime
1h 30m
Country
Hong Kong
Language
Cantonese
Also Known As
Die Kung Fu Kannibalen, We're Going To Eat You, Histoire de cannibales, ¡Cole cole que te como!, Cole, cole, que te como, que te como (Corre, corre, que te como), Corre, Wir kommen und werden euch fressen, Di yu wu men, Dei yuk mo moon (original title)

Why This Matters

This early horror comedy by Tsui Hark marks a step in his directorial career prior to his greater success with Dangerous Encounters of the First Kind later that same year.
— SassyFlix Curator

Why Cult

Cannibal Village Mayhem

The villagers don’t just eat outsiders—they do it as a bizarre ritual dictated by their power-hungry chief.

Kung Fu Cannibalism

Action scenes fuse martial arts with flesh-eating folk horror for a uniquely Hong Kong genre cocktail.

Subversive Dark Humor

This film balances grotesque horror with broad comic beats and sly jabs at authority.

Agent 999’s Wild Misadventure

Watch as a secret agent finds himself in escalating peril, helped and hindered by a thief with his own agenda.

Scene Gallery

Threat File

Trigger

Agent 999’s pursuit of Rolex leads him to the village

Threat

Cannibalistic villagers under the chief’s rule

Effect

Outsiders are captured and eaten as ritual

Setting

Isolated Hong Kong village

Questions from the Vault

When was We're Going to Eat You released? +

We're Going to Eat You was released in 1980.

Who directed We're Going to Eat You? +

Tsui Hark directed We're Going to Eat You.

How long is We're Going to Eat You? +

We're Going to Eat You has a runtime of 90 minutes.

What genre is We're Going to Eat You? +

We're Going to Eat You is an action, comedy, and horror film.

Where can I watch We're Going to Eat You? +

You can watch We're Going to Eat You on SassyFlix.

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