When a cavegirl crashes the backyard, showers and lingerie quickly follow in this shoestring sexploitation parody.
ONE MILLION HEELS B.C.
The Babe That Time Forgot
A woman finds a cavegirl in the backyard so they decide to have showers, strip, and dress in lingerie.
Proof that even cavegirls appreciate a good home gym and a cold outdoor shower.
Gary Graver’s One Million Heels B.C. doesn’t waste time on prehistory—it’s straight to outdoor showers, lingerie, and gym routines with Michelle Bauer and friends. Parody and softcore antics collide on a shoestring budget, making it a knowing wink to sexploitation’s anything-goes spirit.
— SassyFlix Programmer
One Million Heels B.C. is a 1993 American comedy short film directed by Gary Graver about a woman who finds a cavegirl in her backyard, leading to showers, stripping, and lingerie.
Why Cult
The film spoofs classic cavegirl tropes, swapping mammoths for outdoor showers and lingerie in a tongue-in-cheek tribute.
Female topless and full frontal nudity, lesbian themes, and playful erotica are all delivered with a self-aware wink.
With a bare-bones budget and a cast game for anything, this independent short leans into its low-fi charm.
Cult favorite Michelle Bauer headlines as the cavegirl, bringing her signature playful energy to the prehistoric hijinks.
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Questions from the Vault
What is One Million Heels B.C. about? +
A woman finds a cavegirl in the backyard, and together they enjoy showers, stripping, and lingerie in this parody comedy short.
When was One Million Heels B.C. released? +
One Million Heels B.C. was released in 1993.
Who directed One Million Heels B.C.? +
Gary Graver directed One Million Heels B.C.
How long is One Million Heels B.C.? +
One Million Heels B.C. has a runtime of 35 minutes.
What genre is One Million Heels B.C.? +
It is a comedy short with strong elements of parody and erotica.
Where can I watch One Million Heels B.C.? +
One Million Heels B.C. is available for streaming on SassyFlix.
