When a frozen cavegirl meets a modern valley girl, prehistory struts in heels and lingerie.
ONE MILLION HEELS B.C.
The Babe That Time Forgot
A modern woman discovers a cavegirl in her backyard. The two become friends, take showers, and dress up in lingerie.
Quick Answer
One Million Heels B.C. is a 1993 American comedy short directed by Gary Graver about a modern valley girl who discovers a glamorous cavewoman frozen in her backyard, leading to a wild suburban adventure.
Programmer's Pick
Gary Graver’s prehistoric parody proves that fashion, friendship, and a shoestring budget can turn the suburbs into a comedic Stone Age runway. Michelle Bauer’s cavegirl is more than ready to trade mammoth skins for high heels—and there’s enough bubble bath to keep things slippery.
— SassyFlix Programmer
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Why Cult
The cavegirl swaps fur for lingerie and heels, making for a playful twist on ancient-meets-modern style.
Bubble baths and bedroom fashion shows provide plenty of cheeky comedy in this suburban spoof.
Fully embracing its parody and erotica roots, the film delights in topless nudity and playful lesbian overtones.
Low-budget production values and independent spirit give the film a scrappy, self-aware edge.
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Questions from the Vault
When was One Million Heels B.C. released? +
One Million Heels B.C. was released in 1993.
Who directed One Million Heels B.C.? +
One Million Heels B.C. was directed by Gary Graver.
How long is One Million Heels B.C.? +
One Million Heels B.C. runs for 35 minutes.
What genre is One Million Heels B.C.? +
One Million Heels B.C. is a comedy short.
Where can I watch One Million Heels B.C.? +
You can watch One Million Heels B.C. on SassyFlix.
