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When a cavegirl gets a makeover, the Stone Age turns risqué and ridiculous in this suburban spoof.

ONE MILLION HEELS B.C.

The Babe That Time Forgot

1993 · 00:35:00 · NR · Comedy / Short · IMDB TMDB

A modern woman discovers a cavegirl in her backyard. The two become friends, take showers, and dress up in lingerie.

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What is One Million Heels B.C. about?

One Million Heels B.C. is a 1993 American comedy short film directed by Gary Graver about a modern woman who discovers a cavegirl in her backyard, leading to wild suburban antics.

Synopsis

When a modern-day valley girl finds a glamorous cavewoman frozen in her backyard, history gets a major makeover! The prehistoric babe thaws out and trades her fur loincloth for high fashion, high heels, and high-energy fun. Together, this wild duo turns the suburbs upside down with bubble baths, bedroom fashion shows, and laugh-out-loud lessons in caveman style. It is the ultimate prehistoric comedy where the past meets the fabulous!
Details & Specs
Director
Gary Graver
Writer
Gary Graver
Release
1993
Runtime
35m
Country
United States of America
Language
English
Genres
Comedy, Short

Why Cult

Prehistoric Spoof

This isn’t your science class’s Ice Age—expect cavegirls, fashion shows, and the silliest time-travel culture clash this side of the suburbs.

Softcore Bubble Baths

From women taking baths together to nude gym routines, this short revels in all the topless, towel-dropping spectacle you could want.

Shoestring Indie Spirit

Made on a tight budget and fully embracing its camp, this independent romp is pure low-rent, high-energy fun.

Michelle Bauer as Cavegirl

Cult favorite Michelle Bauer ditches civilization for fur and slapstick, anchoring the mayhem with her signature cheeky energy.

Frequently Asked Questions

What is One Million Heels B.C. about? +

One Million Heels B.C. is about a modern woman who finds a cavegirl frozen in her backyard; together, they indulge in suburban hijinks, bubble baths, and fashion shows.

Who directed One Million Heels B.C.? +

Gary Graver directed One Million Heels B.C.

How long is One Million Heels B.C.? +

One Million Heels B.C. has a runtime of 35 minutes.

What genre is One Million Heels B.C.? +

One Million Heels B.C. is a comedy short film.

Where can I watch One Million Heels B.C.? +

One Million Heels B.C. is available to stream on SassyFlix.

When was One Million Heels B.C. released? +

One Million Heels B.C. was released in 1993.