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Heiress abduction, lesbian terrorists, and gourmet chef gangsters—it's not your average ransom plot.

CHRISTINA

Jewel Shepard is Christina

1984 · 01:32:00 · R · Crime / Drama / Romance / Thriller · IMDB TMDB

The world's most notorious heiress and bachelorette is kidnapped from the Italian countryside. Will she survive the ordeal?

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What is Christina about?

Christina is a 1984 Spain/USA crime, drama, romance, and thriller film directed by Francisco Lara Polop about a wealthy heiress kidnapped by a lesbian terrorist group, who then escapes only to be captured by a gang of gourmet chefs seeking ransom.

Synopsis

Christina Von Belle, a wealthy heiress, is kidnapped by a lesbian terrorist group and held for ransom. She escapes the lesbian terrorists only to fall into the clutches of a gang of gourmet chefs who want a piece of the ransom themselves.
Details & Specs
Director
Francisco Lara Polop
Writer
Harry Alan Towers
Release
1984
Runtime
1h 32m
Country
Spain, United States of America
Language
Spanish
Also Known As
Original title: Christina y la reconversión sexual

The SassyFlix Take

Only in the decadent 1980s could a film send its heroine from the clutches of lesbian terrorists straight into the arms of ransom-hungry chefs. If you're craving a hedonistic mix of sexploitation, euro-camp, and heady melodrama, Christina is the full-course meal.

Why Cult

Heiress Kidnapping Chaos

The world's most notorious bachelorette kidnapped by a lesbian terrorist group is only the beginning—things escalate when a gang of gourmet chefs gets involved.

Euro Sexploitation Flair

From male nudity to lesbian and gay encounters, the film doesn't shy away from explicit sexuality, making it a prime slice of 80s sexploitation.

Flamenco and Fondling

Where else will you find flamenco dancers, nude fights, and a smorgasbord of steamy encounters, all in one lurid ransom romp?

Themes & Keywords

Female Nudity Female Rear Nudity Female Topless Nudity Nudity Female Full Frontal Nudity Violence Female Frontal Nudity Sex Scene Rape Sex Female Pubic Hair Softcore Lesbian Sex Bare Chested Male Male Rear Nudity Cigarette Smoking

Frequently Asked Questions

What is Christina about? +

Christina is about a wealthy heiress kidnapped by a lesbian terrorist group, who escapes only to fall into the hands of a gang of gourmet chefs seeking ransom.

When was Christina released? +

Christina was released in 1984.

Who directed Christina? +

Francisco Lara Polop directed Christina.

How long is Christina? +

Christina has a runtime of 92 minutes.

What genre is Christina? +

Christina is a crime, drama, romance, and thriller film.

Where can I watch Christina? +

Christina is available to stream on SassyFlix.