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Diane Langton

1944 – 2025 · Somerset, England, UK · Active 1959–2008
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The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover

The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover

1989 ★ 7.4
as May Fitch

English gangster Albert Spica has taken over the high-class Le Hollandais restaurant, managed by French chef Richard Boarst. Spica makes nightly appearances at the restaurant with his retinue of thugs. His oafish behavior causes frequent confrontations with the staff and his own customers, whose patronage he loses, but whose money he seems not to miss. Forced to accompany Spica is his reluctant, well-bred wife, Georgina, who soon catches the eye of a quiet regular at the restaurant, bookshop owner Michael. Under her husband's nose, Georgina carries on an affair with Michael with the help of the restaurant staff. Ultimately Spica learns of the affair, forcing Georgina to hide out at Michael's book depository. Boarst sends food to Georgina through his young employee Pup, a boy soprano who sings while working. Spica tortures the boy before finding the bookstore's location written in a book the boy is carrying. Spica's men storm Michael's bookshop while Georgina is visiting the boy in hospital. They torture Michael to death by force-feeding him pages from his books. Georgina discovers his body when she returns. Overcome with rage and grief, she begs Boarst to cook Michael's body, and he eventually complies. Together with all the people that Spica wronged throughout the film, Georgina confronts her husband finally at the restaurant and forces him at gunpoint to eat a mouthful of Michael's cooked body. Spica obeys, gagging. Georgina then shoots him in the head, calling him a cannibal.

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Filmography

25 credits
2000s 1 credit
2008
TV ★ 7.7
1990s 4 credits
1997
Lexx as Hammer
TV ★ 7.0
1995
TV ★ 6.0
1993
Joking Apart as Prostitute
TV ★ 7.0
1992
Heartbeat as Ruby Rowan
TV ★ 7.2
1980s 5 credits
1989
Movie ★ 7.3
1988
TV ★ 8.0
1981
TV ★ 8.1
1981
Bergerac as Dawn Gray
TV ★ 6.7
1970s 12 credits
1979
She Loves Me as Ilona Ritter
Movie ★ 8.8
1979
Minder as Rita
TV ★ 7.1
1977
TV ★ 7.0
1976
Carry On England as Private Alice Easy
Movie ★ 4.5
1976
Movie ★ 7.8
1975
Movie ★ 4.5
1975
Eskimo Nell as Gladys Armitage
Movie ★ 4.0
1975
TV ★ 5.7
1975
TV ★ 5.7
1975
TV ★ 5.7
1974
Percy's Progress as Maureen Sugden
Movie ★ 4.0
1973
Movie ★ 4.2
1950s 1 credit
1959
Carry On Teacher as Schoolgirl (uncredited)
Movie ★ 6.4
Crew Credits
1970s 2 credits
1976
Rock Follies Original Concept
TV ★ 6.8
1976
TV ★ 6.8